Ethereum Surpasses Bitcoin in ETF Gold Rush! 🏆💰

Bitcoin ETFs, those steadfast sentinels of the digital realm, recorded a total net inflow of $163.03 million, with Fidelity’s FBTC leading the charge with $97.35 million. Ark & 21Shares ARKB, ever the ambitious underdogs, added $25.00 million, while Bitwise BITB, that cunning fox, tacked on $12.78 million. Grayscale BTC, the old guard, chipped in $10.93 million, and VanEck HOLD, the cautious sage, $6.65 million. Franklin EZBC, the quiet optimist, added $6.80 million. Invesco BTCO, the humble scribe, noted smaller inflows of $3.51 million. Overall, the total trading value of the Bitcoin ETF reached $3.45 million, a drop from the previous day’s fervor. Total net assets stood at $155.05 billion, a mere 6.62% of the Bitcoin market cap-a modest fraction for a titan. 🐉

Bitcoin to $200K?! 🚀 The Experts Say YES!

He said – and I quote – “We haven’t seen the type of euphoria that usually marks peaks.” Euphoria? Please. My Instagram feed is nothing but euphoria about crypto. Maybe he needs to follow different people. Honestly.

Crypto Craze: How Dogecoin and XRP ETFs Raked in $54M Like Magic Beans! 😲

The grandest of the grand was the REX-Osprey XRP ETF (ticker: XRPR), who strutted about with a dazzling $37.7 million in trading volume, according to the oracle Bloomberg’s ETF wizard, Eric Balchunas. He called it the “biggest day one” for any ETF launched in 2025 – a phrase that sounds like a royal proclamation if you ask me.

Oh! The Grand Tokenized Spectacle: When Banks and Tokens Dance on the XRP Ledger!

Le veinard Ripple, en ce glorieux 18 septembre, nous annonce qu’il s’unit avec DBS Group Holdings Ltd. et Franklin Templeton pour offrir aux investisseurs distingués – ceux qui portent cravate et monocle – des solutions de trading et de prêt dignes d’un roi, propulsées par des fonds monétaires tokenisés sur la blockchain du XRP Ledger et ses fidèles stablecoins, tel le fameux Ripple USD (RLUSD).

🚀 Brera Holdings Goes Full Crypto, Stock Moons 280% Overnight! 🤑

So, this sports-focused Brera Holdings thing (yeah, I’d never heard of it either) decided to spice up its life by becoming a Solana (SOL)-based digital asset treasure chest. 🧭 Their stock went from “meh” to “OMG” in a day, surging over 280% on Sept. 18. It opened under $10 and hit a high of $43.98 before settling at $30 by 2:18 p.m. EST. Talk about a glow-up! 💅