In an unexpected (or perhaps completely expected) plot twist, Pump.fun has now outperformed Hyperliquid for two days straight, hitting the second-highest 24-hour revenue among all projects. Only Tether is ahead of them. But hey, don’t feel bad for Hyperliquid-there’s always next quarter, right?
Ethereum’s price, much like a young debutante at her first ball, is displaying newfound vigour, perilously approaching the lofty height of $4,700. Whilst ETH dances upward with no small grace, Bitmine Immersion Technology Inc., a company no doubt well-practised in the arts of treasury management, is doubling down on its investments with purchases both steady and significant.
It’s a sign that NFTs and blockchain are no longer reserved for the nerdy crypto-enthusiast but are now sliding their way into our everyday travel plans. Web3 is here to change how we roam the world.
VanEck and Grayscale are also in the arena, because apparently, Avalanche is the new black. 🖤
In just the past week, over 600 million tokens found their digital demise-clearly a sign that the “frog army” isn’t just good at memes but also quite serious about hoarding their kingdom’s preserves and thinning Ethereum’s (ETH) token supply like an obsessive gardener removing weeds.
On a fateful Monday, the Financial Times (that bastion of wit and wisdom) revealed the crypto clans’ scathing rebuke of the BoE’s folly. Imagine, if you will, stricter rules than even the Yankees or the Eurocrats! A cap of £10,000 to £20,000 for plebeians and £10 million for merchants on systemic stablecoins. Preposterous! 😱💰
Ah, XRP. A creature of many moves, and now, perhaps, she is ready for her next grand gesture. Crypto analyst EGRAG CRYPTO has whispered (in an Elliott Wave sort of way) that this illustrious asset may have finished her little flat correction. Yes, dear reader, we are potentially at the dawn of something truly exciting.
Russia, that beleaguered titan of sanctions, has dusted off the ancient art of barter in its dealings with China, a move as ingenious as it is ironic. In a world where financial systems are as tangled as a Dostoevsky plot, barter stands as a beacon of simplicity, leaving banks and intermediaries to wring their hands in frustration. Since the Russo-Ukrainian conflict erupted, Chinese companies and banks have found themselves ensnared in the same sanctions net, accused of aiding Russia’s war efforts. Oh, the tangled webs we weave! 🕸️
In a blog post so serious it might as well have worn a tie, the crypto overlords at Coinbase argued that the hysteria about stablecoins sucking the life out of community banks is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. “Recent analysis,” they say, proves there isn’t a meaningful link between stablecoin adoption and bank deposit outflows – which sounds suspiciously like the findings of a study where the researchers actually talk to the numbers instead of each other.
AVAX is flexing like it’s at a crypto gym. It’s currently chilling above $22.67, which is basically the crypto version of a “I’ve got this” pep talk. If it breaks through $50, it’ll be the financial equivalent of a TikTok dance challenge-sudden, chaotic, and everyone’s asking “Wait, what just happened?” 🏔️💸
