The devilishly clever twist: Chinese users get the nastiest bite, representing a whopping 82% of those left standing in this cold game of musical chairs. Imagine buying a golden ticket and discovering it’s just an old banana peel.
Oh, but let us not forget, dear reader, that this is not the first time such a grand announcement has been made. The original date, a mere shadow of a memory, was set for the 19th of July. Yet, as fate would have it, the gods of technology have seen fit to postpone this grand event. 🤷♂️
A new tract, hotter than a gossiping servant’s tongue, proclaims the dollar’s decline the worst since 1973 (a time when disco reigned and the world still had hope in polyester). Tariffs loom, the Fed’s independence is treated as a suggestion, not a law; debt piles up with the speed and subtlety of a playwright padding his script, while inflation creeps about like a creditor after midnight. Behold: ‘Tis tragedy with a laugh track!
Quant (QNT) was trading at $105 on July 4, up over 75% from its lowest level this year. This rally has brought its market capitalization to over $1.2 billion, ranking it as the 60th largest coin in the industry.
Here we are, gentle observer, with Ethereum marching valiantly upwards, only to collide with invisible resistance—the kind of cosmic joke only a crypto trader or a Russian existentialist could appreciate. The bullish momentum of late June now blunders against the rocks of reality; yes, it clings desperately above important averages, as if clinging to the simple hope that life must have a point. Yet it cannot breach the $2,600 ceiling, as though condemned to replay its miseries in perpetuity.
According to the on-chain data shared by Lookonchain, each wallet shifted 10,000 BTC within half an hour of each other, leaving market watchers with more questions than answers. It’s like finding out your great-grandpa’s attic is full of vintage comic books, but you’re not sure if he’s selling them or just rearranging the shelves. 🤷♀️
Yet in this tundra—a territory sapped of hope by algorithmic winds—two meme coins refuse to kneel. Pudgy Penguins (PENGU), that NFT-linked absurdity, stands upright, chin fluffed, beak unbowed. Also Bonk (BONK): the cryptocurrency world’s answer to the ancient question, “How many memes can chase a single stick?”
According to a release, Adecoagro will set aside part of its 230 MW renewable energy capacity for crypto mining. This move aims to give the firm a more steady outlet for surplus electricity and offer Tether a fresh, green mining site.
These aggressive outflows, linked to the likes of Matrixport and Abraxas Capital, signal a rising institutional confidence and a strategic shift toward long-term holding, as if the wise elders of the market have decided to store their treasures for a rainy day. 🏦
In the midst of this chaos, there has been a surprising reawakening: multiple ancient Bitcoin wallets holding a combined 80,000 BTC, worth over $8.6 billion, have moved after 14 years of total silence. These wallets, thought to be lost or dormant forever, suddenly came alive this week, scaring traders and causing the Bitcoin price to dip below $108,000.