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Yet in this tundra—a territory sapped of hope by algorithmic winds—two meme coins refuse to kneel. Pudgy Penguins (PENGU), that NFT-linked absurdity, stands upright, chin fluffed, beak unbowed. Also Bonk (BONK): the cryptocurrency world’s answer to the ancient question, “How many memes can chase a single stick?”

According to a release, Adecoagro will set aside part of its 230 MW renewable energy capacity for crypto mining. This move aims to give the firm a more steady outlet for surplus electricity and offer Tether a fresh, green mining site.

These aggressive outflows, linked to the likes of Matrixport and Abraxas Capital, signal a rising institutional confidence and a strategic shift toward long-term holding, as if the wise elders of the market have decided to store their treasures for a rainy day. 🏦

In the midst of this chaos, there has been a surprising reawakening: multiple ancient Bitcoin wallets holding a combined 80,000 BTC, worth over $8.6 billion, have moved after 14 years of total silence. These wallets, thought to be lost or dormant forever, suddenly came alive this week, scaring traders and causing the Bitcoin price to dip below $108,000.

Some individuals, with a keen eye for the unconventional and a dash of audacity, saw the potential in digital assets when most dismissed them as speculative fads. By betting big, sometimes everything they had, these early adopters transformed their lives, turning small investments into millions. Today, their crypto success stories stand as powerful evidence of their early faith in the industry, or perhaps, their sheer luck. 🍀

Nejedná se však pouze o historicky první ETF, ale také o první americké ETF s funkcí staking. Děkujeme za to, že můžeme profitovat z ↑ ceny SOL a zároveň si užívat pasivního příjmu z odměn. To zní skoro jako sen, že? Kdo by nechtěl spát a vydělávat zároveň?

On Wednesday, the FTX estate filed a motion with the US Bankruptcy Court for the District of Delaware, asking for permission to freeze distributions to creditors in “potentially restricted foreign jurisdictions.” Imagine that! Freezing money in a place where it’s already cold. 🧊

According to SlowMist—the blockchain sleuths who spend their Fridays solving mysteries (bless ‘em)—this solana-pumpfun-bot commotion was hosted by some enterprising soul known as “zldp2002.” He dressed his repo up all pretty to look like a real, honest-to-goodness open-source tool, then stood back and waited for folks to hand over their keys faster than a greenhorn in a shell game. It took only one poor soul yelling, “Where’s my darned money?” before SlowMist caught wind and started snooping around.

So, here’s the thing: RUBx is built on the Tron blockchain, and—wait for it—it’s actually backed by real rubles. Because what’s better than a virtual coin that’s totally tied to actual money? Nothing. Each RUBx is equivalent to a ruble. Simple, right? Except that the only issuer of this coin is Rostec, a massive state-owned tech conglomerate with ties to the military and everything else in Russia. Oh, and let’s not forget that these rubles come with legal guarantees, because, of course, everything is perfectly above board in Russia, always. 👀

This cheeky little purchase is just the beginning of their grand scheme to get hold of a whopping 5% to 10% of BNB’s circulating treasure! Their plan? A dizzying dash to gather a billion sparkling dollars for their crypto hoard. And how do they propose to fund this fairy tale? By rustling up $500 million through some snazzy convertible notes and private placements—like pulling rabbits out of hats! 🎩🐇