Such exits by whales have historically heralded storms of volatility. Some traders see distribution pressure; others call it capitulation-a fancy word for throwing in the towel. But let us not despair yet, for Uniswap still clings to its ascending channel like a stubborn old man refusing to leave his favorite tavern.
So, on September 11th, the markets stayed alive, and the Dow rose more than 170 points (which is… something, I guess?). The CPI data showed consumer prices grew by 0.4% in August. But, you know, no biggie. Wall Street still strutted around with some swagger despite the inflation bombshell. 😎
So here’s the deal: ADA is trading at $0.8775, barely keeping its head above water. This level? It’s like the last piece of pizza at a party-everyone’s trying to get a bite, but no one wants to be the one to take it. And let’s be honest, its bullish momentum is weaker than my coffee after a long night-totally limp, especially compared to those other major altcoins strutting around like they own the place.
Veteran tweeter Vet shared some juicy tidbits in his customary cryptic yet overly enthusiastic fashion:
Among this fortune, 137.03 BTC ($15.63M) made its way into the world, with a modest 5 BTC deposit landing on Kraken’s doorstep. Ah, Kraken-a fine choice for such an ancient treasure, no? Back when these coins were first acquired, Bitcoin was priced at a mere $12. Imagine buying a slice of digital pizza for pocket change and waking up to find it could buy you a small island. 🍕🏝️
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare your wallets and your existential dread! Upbit, the crypto titan of Seoul, has officially dropped Holoworld AI (HOLO) like a hot potato-well, maybe not hot, but definitely volatile. Now you can trade it for KRW, BTC, and USDT, because why not? And get this: Pumpfun (PUMP) is joining the chaos with … Read more
It seems the goal, ever so noble, is to ensure that crypto adoption by banks proceeds with all the safety and decorum expected of such a progressive venture. Hong Kong, with its unflagging ambition, seeks to cast itself as the shining beacon-a veritable paragon-of the crypto world. How lucky for us! The draft guidance, like an invitation to an exclusive soiree, is open for public consultation, with full implementation expected by 2026. Let us all, undoubtedly, await the result with bated breath. 🧐
Nasdaq-listed Forward Industries (FORD) announced on Thursday that it has completed the $1.65 billion private investment in public equity (PIPE) deal to construct a corporate crypto treasury centered around Solana. It’s a bold move, akin to planting a flag in uncharted territory, where the soil is rich with promise but also fraught with uncertainty. 🚀
Tom Lee’s BitMine isn’t just sitting around twiddling its thumbs – no, no. They added another 46,255 ETH to their stash (that’s $200 million, folks). And just for fun, this happened right after they scooped up 202,500 ETH on Monday. So, what’s that total? Oh, just over 2.1 million ETH now, which is worth more than $9.2 billion. No biggie. 🤷♀️
A Story of Wobbles and Whistles