A cool $100 million will be splashed around on improving everything from the farms themselves to the way they get the almonds from tree to, presumably, your almond milk latte. Weâre talking 500 hectares (thatâs 1,236 acres for those of us who prefer sensible measurements) plus facilities to churn out almond milk powder, oil, and extracts. Itâs all dreadfully efficient, I suppose.
Picture this: Bonk [BONK], the scrappy underdog of the memecoin world, was outperforming nearly everyone but Fartcoin [FARTCOIN] (yes, thatâs real) and SPX6900 [SPX]. When I say âoutperforming,â I mean it shot up 11% in a day. Thatâs faster than my uncle Joe explaining why he bought Dogelon Mars.
MYX Finance just went from “meh” to “OMG” after Gate.io listed it. Price jumped from $0.177 to $18 in a blink-faster than you can say “I shouldâve invested in 2017.” đ But letâs not get carried away: RSI at 97 is like a yoga instructorâs flexibility. It canât keep doing that forever. đž
So, on the 6H chart that ZAYK Charts whipped up-because who else has time for daily charts?-Floki has finally broken out of this falling wedge pattern thatâs been holding it hostage since late July. The breakout happened around $0.000095 to $0.000097, a place sellers used to guard like it was the last slice of pizza at a party. But hey, itâs broken through! Now weâre *supposed* to think this means bullish continuation-kind of like telling yourself youâre âdefinitelyâ going to the gym tomorrow. Sure, why not?
But lo! Amidst this short-term tango of indecision, there lies a glimmer of hope for the long-term romantics. Enter Darkfost, the analyst extraordinaire, who whispers sweet nothings about the 30-day average Coin Days Destroyed (CDD). Apparently, it has cooled off like a lukewarm cup of tea, halving from its peak. Could this mean the great Long-Term Holder Exodus is waning? If so, Bitcoin might just catch its breath before embarking on yet another moonshot. Or not. đ
Now, my curious companions, letâs ponder how this enchanting twist will tickle the fancy of cryptocurrencies, particularly our whimsical friend XRP. Some analysts shake their heads, insisting that those long-term holders might just be laughing all the way to the bank. Others, however, are convinced that lower rates will send a plume of new investors rising like the perfect soufflĂ©! đ„łâš
On the fateful morning of September 9, Dogecoin shot up 5%, peaking at the grand sum of $0.2471 before plopping down contentedly at $0.2465. This feat, fueled by rumors, hopes, and possibly too much coffee, had traders everywhere clutching their phone screens with delight and mild confusion.
Ah, the world of CoinDesk Indices-a veritable charade of market flutter and flit, where fortunes flutter by like wayward butterflies in an ethereal garden of digital coins.
According to the grand announcement, Revolut has been granted two rather important regulatory licenses: Stored Value Facilities and Retail Payment Services (Category II). This means they can officially join the ranks of digital payment providers in the UAE, a role they seem to have been born to play. After all, a company that already boasts over 60 million customers globally must know a thing or two about making financial dreams come true. đ
This here hullabaloo gets kicked up a notch âcause the big brain behind Pi, Dr. Chengdiao Fan, is fixinâ to jaw a spell at the TOKEN2049 shindig in Singapore come October 1st and 2nd, 2025. Sheâll be jawinâ âbout how that blockchain whatchamacallit can turn into somethinâ folks might actually use in the real world – maybe even rope a lasso âround that elusive Web3.
