The inaugural purchase of this peculiar endeavor was none other than a piece of digital art from the illustrious CryptoPunk collection, a series so revered that it is often hailed as the genesis of Ethereum’s NFT profile picture (PFP) revolution. One cannot help but ponder the irony of such a creation, born from the digital ether, now commanding the attention and wealth of the world’s elite. 🤔💰
As of September 9, 2025, Bitcoin sits pretty near $111,917, up a modest 0.7% over the past day. Not exactly fireworks, but hey, at least it’s not plummeting into oblivion. Trading volume clocks in around $25.57 billion, which means traders are still placing their bets like poker players at a smoky table.
It appears that his fortune has bloomed like a Bitcoin plant in full spring. Reports have leaked that his wealth surged by a cool $1 billion since the dawn of 2025-essentially a 16% increase this year. Maybe he’s been buying low and praying for the best… or maybe his Bitcoin stash is just paying him a lovely little dividend. 🧑💻
Enter Daan Crypto, the cryptic soothsayer of the crypto realm, who warns us that Bitcoin is teetering on the brink of a precipitous drop below $100,000. But fear not, dear readers, for even in the darkest hour, a glimmer of hope remains. The bulls, those valiant defenders of value, still stand a chance to orchestrate a grand recovery rally in the coming weeks. 🦁
Sep. 10 is when Linea’s token-generation extravaganza kicks off-a party your portfolio probably wasn’t invited to.
WLD, the golden token of the Worldcoin ecosystem, just jumped 25% in 24 hours, soaring to $1.30, which is the highest it’s been since July. Talk about a rally that’ll make your grandma blink twice.
Yes, dear reader, despite the S&P 500’s impressive 30% surge since April (a number so shiny it could blind a magpie), JP Morgan insists we brace for turbulence. Inflation, lackluster jobs reports, trade tariffs, and the infamous “September curse” loom like wolves at the edge of the forest. 🐺🍂 Oh, and did I mention historical precedent? Markets in September have a peculiar habit of wilting faster than flowers in a heatwave.
Schwartz did what any modern tech leader does-he found a scammy Brad Garlinghouse video on X (formerly Twitter, currently confusing) and responded with that universal signal of internet distress: a GIF saying “Scam Alert.” Very official. The video claimed to reveal Ripple’s secret master plan, which is obviously “give all your money to strangers.” Classic. It also came pre-loaded with links that were sketchier than a Facebook Marketplace listing for “vintage dental tools.”
Pray, allow me to inform you that on a most memorable Monday, the coin affectionately known as HYPE, the indispensable companion to Hyperliquid, soared to a point seldom imagined, besting previous records with a value of $51.84. Hyperliquid, much like the most elusive gentlemen in the Ton, flourishes as a decentralized perpetuals trading assembly, conducting its affairs on its own artful layer one blockchain, HyperEVM. This cunning mechanism is – I daresay – constructed for transactions both swift and inexpensive, and its onchain order book waves away gas fees as if they were suitors unworthy of notice.
It began (as all grand conspiracies do) with a misinterpretation, or, as it’s known in the wider world, reading the wrong line on the spreadsheet and shouting about it before checking if someone else at the table ordered the same dish. YouTuber Clive Thompson-whose powers of deduction are rivalled only by his ability to see patterns in loose change-decided Tether must have swapped its Bitcoin for gold, dragons, or perhaps a particularly shiny potato. The problem? The numbers didn’t add up, literally, because bits were moved-not sold.
