The horizon of Bitcoin Core is set to transform, as the upcoming release proposes to elevate the OP_RETURN limits, thereby granting users the freedom to inscribe arbitrary data onto the blockchain-a move that stirs the pot of communal discourse.
Dogecoin (DOGE) has been wagging its tail in the markets, up 7% in the past 24 hours, with trading volume surging over 160%. Bulls are trying to break out of a long-standing symmetrical triangle pattern, a formation that looks like a dog house with two slanted walls. One wall is going down, the other is going up, and somewhere in the middle, Dogecoin is trying to decide whether to bark or break free.
Since its humble descent to $43 on the first day of September, Hyperliquid [HYPE] hath traded within an ascending channel. At this very moment, it prances at $50.97, up a sprightly 7.72% in but a day, according to CoinMarketCap. And lo! Its volume leapt 83% to $210.53 million, signaling a frenzy of on-chain activity. Ah, fresh whale accumulation, you sly fox! 🦊
For traders, hitting $100k isn’t just about popping champagne bottles-it’s more like stepping into a minefield wearing clown shoes. Every time Bitcoin flirts with resistance levels, it’s like watching someone walk a tightrope while juggling chainsaws. Positions with leverage multiply faster than bad decisions after three glasses of wine, and liquidations cascade like dominoes on steroids. Remember those previous peaks? Yeah, they ended with everyone either celebrating or crying into their spreadsheets. And now? Well, let’s just say the ghost of FOMO past is lurking around every corner. 👻📉
Now here’s where it gets juicy-or should I say *squishy*? 😈 The crafty culprit didn’t just grab the loot and run; oh no, they performed an elaborate aquatic ballet 🕺🐟. First, they pirouetted those stolen funds across chains, hopping gracefully from Arbitrum to Ethereum via Circle (who probably didn’t appreciate being part of this underwater circus). And what does all this fancy footwork mean? Tracking these slippery coins is about as easy as catching a greased-up eel in a bathtub!
As it is related, a single FDIT represents one share of Fidelity’s Treasury Digital Fund-abbreviated ‘FYOXX’ to spare us the inconvenience of excess syllables. The enterprising investors, with Bank of New York Mellon conducting the role of chaperone (or custodian, if you must), may find themselves privy to a portfolio consisting exclusively of U.S. Treasury securities and, one must suppose, plenty of cash for tea and biscuits.
Four years! Can you believe it? El Salvador is still fiddling with this Bitcoin [BTC] thing. It’s like a Borscht Belt routine, only with cryptocurrency. They’re celebrating, but quietly. Very quietly. Like they’re expecting the entire thing to unravel any minute.
In the grand theater of Wall Street, enter Rex-Osprey, the bold impresario behind the DOJE ticker. Earlier this year, they filed for what seemed like folly-a Dogecoin ETF-and lo, it appears Nate Geraci whispers in hushed tones that approval draws nigh. Nay, not just approval, but destiny itself! For the coming months shall be pivotal for all crypto ETFs, as though fate herself conspired to make memes matter.
Meanwhile, the real stars of the show are DOGE and HYPE, both up about 7%. It’s like they’re the only ones who got the memo that we’re supposed to be making money here. 🚀
Just as a river gathers strength from its many unseen tributaries, so too do stablecoins find their way into the bustling heart of Hong Kong’s commerce. Yet, though more than seventy-seven hopefuls have flung their hats into the ring, the gatekeepers remain unmoved-only a scant few may cross the threshold.