Robinhood, the app that made trading as easy as ordering a pizza, is now a big kid in the U.S. markets. They’ve been shaking things up by letting people trade without paying those pesky commissions. And you know what? It’s working. Their stock jumped over 7%, like they just won the lottery. 🎉
But wait, there’s more! As if one giant crypto swap wasn’t enough, XRPscan decided to play informant, spilling the beans about not just one, but TWO massive moves by our friends in San Francisco – the Silicon Valley’s favorite financial wizardry club.
This wasn’t some one-off hiccup, either. No sir, it was the tail end of a four-day tantrum starting August 29, where over $500 million hoofed it out the door faster than a scarecrow in a windstorm. The market felt the chill too-ETH stumbled down to $4,300, losing a modest 1.7% over the week, like a tired old horse deciding to take a break.
Ah, the joys of cryptocurrency. Just when you think a project is back on track, it trips over its own feet. Solana’s [SOL]-based liquid staking protocol, Jito [JTO], decided to shake things up with a “revamped” tokenomics plan for its governance token. But did it work? Spoiler alert: not really.
It seems that Cardano’s retail base has finally succumbed to despair after weeks of painful drawdowns. Enter the whales, poised to make their move. 🦈
According to CoinShares (who apparently keep a very close eye on the comings and goings of the crypto elite), Q3 2025 saw an infusion of $177 million, pushing the total for the year past $1.2 billion. Now, with liquidity flowing like champagne at a soirée, Solana has positioned itself as the crème de la crème of staking, lending, and DEX activity. How utterly delightful!
XRP, the market’s eternal optimist, has been tossed around like a tumbleweed in a tornado. For weeks, it’s been stuck below the $3 mark, trading at $2.081 like it’s trying to whisper a secret to the 100-day EMA. Buyers are huddling in the $2.75-$2.85 range, defending their turf like it’s the Alamo. But the bears? They’re coughing up dust and wheezing. Volume is slimmer than a coyote’s diet, and sellers are starting to look like they’ve packed their bags for the last time. Maybe they’re done. Maybe not. Only time will tell, but the RSI isn’t screaming for blood-yet. 🧨
Decentraland (MANA), that spry young thing, has bounced with élan from a technical confluence zone where the value area low and a bullish order block collided like two dueling debutantes. This audacious leap has vaulted the price above the point of control, a testament to the voracious appetites of buyers who seem to have developed a taste for MANA-infused cocktails. Should this trend persist, MANA may waltz toward $0.30 and perhaps even $0.38, provided the champagne (i.e., volume) flows sufficiently.
And lo! Bitcoin, the “digital gold,” is hailed as the savior of the modern age. But what is this “digital gold” but a ghost in the machine, a shadow of the real thing? The traditional gold, however, has returned with a vengeance, its value climbing like a drunken sailor on a shipwreck. A 35% rise? A miracle! Or perhaps just the universe’s way of saying, “You’re welcome.” 🤷♂️
Nasdaq-listed MARA mined 705 BTC last month, proving that even in a bear market, they’re still mining… or is it just the same old crypto drama? 🧑💻
