TON’s Golden Visa Dream Shatters: Fees Soar 696% Amid UAE Backlash

The development arrives alongside a dramatic sixfold surge in Toncoin fees, up 696% this week according to Nansen. This has raised both eyebrows and trading volumes, hitting a total value locked (TVL) of $140 million, according to DefiLlama data. It seems the market is either genuinely excited or just riding the hype train. šŸš‚

Is HBAR Ready to Surge? A Potential Bullish Breakout in the Making!

As of July 8, Hedera (HBAR) was gallantly trading at $0.1525 – a small but significant step above this month’s dismal low of $0.1255. While that’s still a whopping 30% below the March high, we must remind ourselves that even bears need a little sunshine once in a while. And this is still very much within bear market territory, so don’t get too carried away just yet, darling. Bear hugs are still in effect. 🐻

Japan’s Bond Yields Surge: Is Your Bitcoin Feeling the Heat?

The yield on the Japanese 30-year government bond (JGB) has surged over 30 basis points (bps), topping the 3% mark for the first time since May 23, when it hit a high of 3.20%, according to data source TradingView. The 40-year yield has risen nearly 15 basis points to 3.36%.

Metaplanet’s Wild Bid: From Soba Noodles to Bitcoin Cartel šŸš€

For months, Metaplanet bought Bitcoin as if they were stockpiling potatoes before a Siberian winter, each satoshi lovingly stacked, each transaction a small rebellion. Now, they look around—Bitcoins amassed, fingers frozen to the ledger—and mutter to themselves: ā€œPerhaps, now, the real mischief begins.ā€ šŸ¦

Bots Are Ruining Memecoin Launchpads, Says Coinbase Exec

Now, don’t get your hopes up just yet, because according to recent data, the top bots on LetsBonk are churning out new tokens faster than you can say ā€œpump and dump.ā€ Every three minutes, a fresh token is born. And in a 24-hour period, 13 wallets collectively launched over 4,200 tokens—talk about automation on steroids. šŸ¦šŸ’ø

Bitcoin vs Binance: The Battle of Wills

The Cumulative Volume Delta (CVD), a fancy metric that measures the net buy/sell pressure, has been negative throughout this period, which is a bit like saying the crowd is cheering for the underdog. But Bitcoin, the reigning champion, has maintained its range between $100,000 and $110,000, absorbing the blows like a pro 🄊.

Bitcoin’s Unlikely Suitor

The iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT), BlackRock’s foray into the world of Bitcoin, now boasts an impressive 700,000 BTC, a staggering 55% of the total Bitcoin held across all US spot Bitcoin ETFs šŸ“ˆ. Valued at a cool $80 billion, this milestone is a testament to the company’s aggressive accumulation strategy, as noted by ApolloSats co-founder Thomas Fahrer.

PumpFun’s Secret Ambitions: Is a Blockchain Ball About to Begin?

A particular detail, both delicious and scandalous, is the mention of ā€œorderbookā€ machinations and ā€œapprovalā€ affairs; such words call to mind the intricate rituals of Ethereum-based gatherings. Token creation tools and subscription pricing, when glimpsed from behind the curtain, give every impression that PumpFun is hard at work upon its own EVM-compatible dance floor. How exhilarating! One can only imagine the future launches waltzing about, perfectly in step—or perhaps, occasionally, stepping on toes. šŸ’ƒšŸ•ŗ