Back in May 2025, Pi was trading at a lofty $1.20, but by August, it had plummeted to a measly $0.33. Welcome to the rollercoaster of crypto! 🎢💸 Still, at its peak, it briefly hit $2.90. For believers, that’s like finding a $20 bill in your old jeans – *obviously* a sign of greatness. 🧵
Michael Saylor, the man who probably dreams in blockchain, remains optimistic. “Even if Bitcoin dips 10%? No problem! It’s just a ‘correction’-like a bad haircut but for your portfolio!” 💸
Last Tuesday, the Ethereum staking entry queue fetched a splendid figure: 860,369 ETH, valued at a whopping $3.7 billion-a veritable sea of digital gold waiting patiently to be locked in. One might say, it’s as if everyone suddenly decided to sport top hats and monocles to join the queue.
In a post shared on Tuesday, Morgan, with the solemnity of a man explaining why the sky is blue to a room of philosophers, declared war on the specters of speculation. The post, coinciding with Ripple’s latest partnership announcements, sought to quell the rabid conjecture that RLUSD-this “dollar-backed stablecoin”-was encroaching upon XRP’s dominion. One might think the world had rediscovered fire, yet here we are, debating the merits of RLUSD as if it were the Elixir of Life 💧.
Key Support levels: $2.7, $2.5
In the grand world of tokenized creativity-NFTs-daily transactions had a kind of rebirth, surging nearly 227% owing to a cavalcade of mints under XLS-20 standard, with nearly 13.5 million mints. It was like a festival for artistic expression-except, adrenaline rush optional.
On the cusp of autumn, precisely on Sept. 2, Coinbase disclosed its latest enigma-a spellbinding creation known as the Mag7 + Crypto Equity Index Futures, set to debut on Sept. 22. These inaugural U.S.-listed contracts are a curious blend of traditional equities and cryptocurrency exchange-traded funds (ETFs), tailored to sate the insatiable appetite of institutional investors for more robust market instruments. Coinbase, with a flourish, declared:
The confluence of a swelling open interest, a robust market foundation, and classic chart patterns has set the stage for what could be a prolonged and glorious rally. 🌟
In a press release that was probably written while sipping overpriced coffee-because that’s how all fintech companies roll-on Sept. 2, they announced that TransAct aims to make distributed ledger technology (that’s DLT for the cool kids) accessible to enterprises and government clients. It’s like bringing a fancy restaurant experience to your boring cafeteria but with a side of automated invoicing in good ol’ US dollars. 💵
Behold, the S&P 500, that stalwart barometer of American financial health, stumbled out of the gates with a 1.48% plunge, landing at 6,364 points. Meanwhile, Bitcoin, ever the maverick, gleefully bounded forward with a 1.58% gain, reaching the lofty heights of $110,987 per coin. Such irony! As the stock market wept, crypto laughed. 😂
