Сэйлор уже не раз говорил о том, что Биткоин должен быть доступен всем. Он даже упомянул, что всего 21 миллион монет – это как если бы вы пытались найти последнюю печеньку в банке, когда все ваши друзья уже съели свои. 🍪
Rich Widmann, the maestro of Google Cloud’s Web3 strategy, took to LinkedIn to announce this bold venture. He proclaimed GCUL as “performant, credibly neutral, and enabling Python-based smart contracts.” It’s as if he’s inviting every financial institution to join a grand ball, where the dress code is strictly “build with GCUL.” And just like that, the corporate world is abuzz with excitement, as if they’ve just discovered a new flavor of ice cream. 🍦
Meanwhile, Pi Coin is still trying to recover from its recent price plunge, clinging to the $0.34 ledge like a toddler on a Slip ‘N Slide. 🧒💦 Analysts call it an “all-time low,” but let’s be real-it’s just practicing for its inevitable cameo on the *Shark Tank* of cryptocurrencies. 🦈
For over a decade, the dream of digital assets has been to infiltrate the staid world of daily finance. Naturally, there have been hurdles-legislation, as obtuse as a Victorian moralist, and the general apathy of non-web3 enthusiasts. Fortunately, both obstacles are showing signs of crumbling. Legislation hints at a future where digital assets might be welcomed, and a 33% spike in crypto ownership suggests that the masses are starting to take notice. Together, these factors paint a rosy picture for stablecoins, though not without a few bumps in the road.
🚨XRP Whales are selling heavily 🐘
It’s clear distribution. 📊
On-chain data tells the story. 📊
In data, we trust. 🤝
On a rather mysterious Monday (they always seem to happen on Mondays, don’t they?), Kraken and the SEC Crypto Task Force sat down for a riveting heart-to-heart about tokenizing those old, traditional assets we all know and love. Think: stocks, bonds, and-well-things that *aren’t* crypto. 📈💰
What goes up must come down… right? Ethereum’s long-term trend still has that upward swagger, but the short-term? Well, that’s another story – it’s a bit like trying to predict the weather in a storm. That’s where the analysts come in. They’re squinting through the fog of volatility, trying to figure out what’s really happening under the hood.
Pi Network’s timeline has been less a roadmap and more a suggestion written on a napkin after a particularly strong cup of coffee. The “enclosed mainnet” phase, you see, has been ongoing for so long, civilizations have risen and fallen within its parameters. Tokens have been ‘mined’ (mostly by patiently tapping a screen, which is a form of digital indentured servitude, if you ask me), but haven’t been able to be freely traded. Promises, promises. 🎉 Despite Pi Coin finally being viewable on some exchanges like OKX, the general feeling is, well, underwhelming. Lots of folks are starting to suspect this is a very elaborate, incredibly slow-motion disappointment.
Enter Brad Garlinghouse, the CEO of Ripple, a man whose job it is to be enthusiastic about XRP. The other day, he took to the platform formerly known as a bird call to share a thrilling development: he is now in possession of a credit card. Not just any credit card, mind you. This one is *special*. It has the magic letters X-R-P on it. His proclamation, infused with the kind of breathless excitement usually reserved for the discovery of a new moon, was: “An XRP rewards credit card out in the world?! What a time to be alive, XRP family…” One can only imagine the brainstorming session that yielded this particular piece of fiscal innovation. “What if… now hear me out… what if we gave people a way to spend money… to get more internet money?” Genius. Sheer genius.
On August 25th, the CME Group, who clearly loves throwing parties with numbers, announced on their favorite social media circus that their crypto futures suite – a kind of financial Instagram filter for crypto – topped $30 billion in notional open interest, which is a fancy way of saying “everyone’s trading a boatload of digital doodads.”