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Kraken, darling, is no ordinary exchange. It’s the Versailles of crypto-elegant, prestigious, and frequented by those who take their blockchain very seriously indeed. A Kraken listing would not only lend Pi an air of respectability but also allow its pioneers (finally!) to trade their holdings in a regulated environment. Imagine the thrill of watching your Pi Coin flutter like a debutante on her first ball night. Of course, it would also open the floodgates to institutional money, turning Pi from a community-driven experiment into something slightly more… grown-up. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves; maturity doesn’t suit everyone. 😉

So, Hedera’s darling, the HBAR token, found itself in a bit of a pickle as those institutional bigwigs decided they’d had enough of holding, and started to offload. The token wobbled from highs of $0.23 down to lows of $0.22, like a drunken sailor on a turbulent sea, with more than 110 million tokens doing the cha-cha during the late-night trading hours-oh, the glamour! Market makers, in their infinite wisdom, tried to keep the show going around $0.21-$0.22, but resistance just sat there like a bored chef waiting for the soufflé to rise-no dice. For the record, despite the gloom and doom, Hedera’s still nurturing its enterprise dreams, with a respectable market cap close to $9.5 billion and a daily volume that dropped a sad 46%, hitting $172.85 million-like a sun-dried prune in the fruit basket.

In a particular X post that perhaps only the truly committed read, Lucie declared that Shibarium is unlike those shiny, VC-funded blockchain projects. No big-money backers, no mighty exchanges-just the community, building it “the hard way.” She claimed that it’s more “authentic”-which could be the crypto version of “painfully genuine.” Apparently, building from scratch in a bear market is like trying to teach a cat to swim, but hey, no corporate safety net, so at least no one can complain about the parachute not opening.

Presale discounts, staking perks, and a shot at being early-kind of like getting the first slice of pizza before it’s gone. If you’re thinking long-term, this might be the move. Don’t wait too long-these deals tend to vanish faster than my patience at a long line. Seriously, jump in before it’s gone!

Another enthusiast, known by the appellation LSTRADER, doth also sing from the hymnbook of bulls. They posit that ADA may reach $1 and beyond, provided the sacred support zone of $0.82-$0.83 remains inviolate. Truly, these are times to test the mettle of even the stoutest investor.

Pour yourself a cuppa, put your feet up, and brace yourself. This week, the limelight’s on those dashing crypto influencers, their mysteriously leaky wallets, and what all this malarkey means for the pennies in your pocket. It appears that monetizing one’s sparkling personality may not always jibe with the quaint notion of “ethical responsibility.” Who knew? 🤨

Cả hai thậm chí đã bắt đầu quy trình nộp đơn xin phê duyệt ETF (Exchange-Traded Fund) – một bước đi quan trọng giúp chúng trở thành hạng mục đầu tư chính thống, không chỉ trong crypto mà còn trong tài chính truyền thống. Sự hợp pháp hóa này đã khuyến khích nhiều nhà đầu tư quay lại với lĩnh vực meme coin, tìm kiếm những cơ hội có thể vượt trội khi mùa altcoin trở lại. Đúng là một “cuộc chiến” đầy kịch tính! 🎯

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves-LINK needs to smash through $24.5-$24.85 like it’s a Netflix true crime documentary. Fail that? Cue the sad trombone. 🎬

PYMNTS Intelligence, a research firm that *definitely* knows its stuff when it comes to financial trends, has graced us with a report on e-commerce adoption across various age groups. 🎓

The document-an unflattering ledger-displays wallet addresses like a map of the underworld, revealing the tiered nonsense of influence, from the fat cats charging ten to twenty grand a pop, down to the backyard boys doing it for peanuts. Packages, bundles, videos-nothing escapes the organized chaos of this scammy circus. 🎪