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The delightful WLFI, with its coin-like charm, is eagerly anticipating its September début. Indeed, it is witnessing a remarkable spectacle-one might say considerable interest-evidenced by its Futures Open Interest (OI), which has prodigiously increased sixfold in merely ten days, from a humble $145 million to an imposing $600 million. Astonishingly, 54% of this speculative enthusiasm is concentrated on the grand stage of Binance, consisting of over $300 million in promises of speculative largesse.

According to Shibburn, the official Shiba Inu burn tracker (because of course that’s a thing), the ecosystem is now left with 589,247,732,073,096 SHIB in total supply. That’s still enough to fill every doghouse in the world, but hey, progress is progress. 🐶📉

Behold! The XRP, that token of so many dreams and dread, is now the honored star of a fresh contraption, an investment vehicle-nay, a financial chimera-pieced together by the celebrated Amplify ETF Trust. Filed in the sacred halls of the Securities and Exchange Commission on an auspicious day of August 29, 2025, this newfangled creation carries the cumbersome the Amplify XRP Monthly Option Income ETF. One might say, it aims to straddle the impossible: high income and capital appreciation through an intoxicating dance of XRP price returns and a covered call strategy. Kelly Strategic Management-and yes, “Kelly Intelligence,” as if intelligence could shield one from the devilry of markets-shares the advisory stage alongside Amplify Investments, all set to list the shares upon the Cboe BZX Exchange and invite the masses into this theater of speculation.

Now, Eric’s words, they’ve spilled over the crypto fences like a flood, drowning out the quiet fields of reason. Critics scoff, calling it hogwash, but the true believers, they’ve seen this movie before. Bitcoin’s got a knack for turning the absurd into the inevitable, like a tortoise winning a race against all odds. 🐢🏆

Shocker of the century: this downward spiral could’ve been predicted. Apparently, Google Trends is now moonlighting as a crystal ball. Recent data shows that crypto searches spiked like a frat boy on energy drinks, which-plot twist-usually means the market’s about to do the cha-cha in reverse. 🕺📉

According to the 3-day chart reviewed by the ever-so-insightful Steph is Crypto, this $0.22-$0.23 support zone is like the safety net in a circus act. It’s been there to catch HBAR during previous falls, and now it’s the make-or-break point for the next big move. The rallies in July and August were impressive, but they’ve brought us right back to this crucial level, testing the resolve of those brave buyers.

Bitcoin, that volatile darling, plummeted to approximately $108,400, leaving many traders clutching their digital pearls. Despite this dramatic nosedive, whispers of a rebound linger, like a ghost at a tea party. As usual, derivatives intrigue persisted, hinting that traders continue to dance around the fire, their bets growing bolder even as price drops imitate a yo-yo in a tantrum.

QTUM’s been ridin’ the waves like a salty dog, up 18.94% in the last week and a whopping 38.83% over the month. Its year-over-year performance be a respectable 29.11%, though it’s still 97.16% below its all-time high of $106.88 back in 2018. Ah, the good ol’ days! 🌊

In a recent X post, Raoul Pal announced that Ethereum has already hit the “full port” button, suggesting it’s primed for a rally so spectacular, it might make your socks spontaneously combust. 🧯 He even shared an ETH chart showing it had broken free from a long-term consolidation, like a prisoner escaping from a particularly tedious book club. But wait, there’s more! XRP, our underdog friend, is also gearing up for a massive breakout, akin to ETH’s recent escapades. It’s in the “full porting” process, which sounds suspiciously like a spaceship maneuvering for a warp jump. 🛸

Just in the past 12 hours, he sold 2,000 BTC-yes, 2,000!-worth a monstrous $221 million. And what did he do with that cash? Oh, he *obviously* spent it all on 49,850 ETH, which is now sitting in his wallet like a pride of greedy little Ethereum coins. 🐆