But hark! Under a crooked streetlamp lurks Mr. Peter Schiff, a man whose moustache alone could be subpoenaed for pessimism. He waves a finger long enough to stir soup, crying, “Behold! More innocents tumble head-first into history’s most gargantuan pyramid of pixelated beans!” The townsfolk laugh, then glance nervously at their phones, for even laughter fears Wi-Fi lag. 📉
Pi’s been partying – jumped about 13% this week, but don’t get too excited. Some smart folks are saying it’s just a temporary buzz-mainly ’cause there’s a ton of tokens ready to fall out of the sky onto exchanges. 🙄
This most recent rebuff raises an eyebrow and a question: what becomes of the delicate support at $0.00001000? If the sellers become a more lively crowd, it could be quite the spectacle-possibly leading to a dip into treacherous waters. The quiet of waning trading volume only adds to the cautious airs, as if the market itself is holding its breath, unsure whether to support or abandon our canine compatriot. Alas, all signs suggest that without a spirited surge in activity, our dear SHIB may merely dance fleetingly before retreating to safer cornerstones, if not suffering more grievous setbacks. The technical evidence further supports this portent of trouble-an attempted double-top reversal thwarted outright, leaving us to ponder whether the market’s true nature leans more toward darkness than light.
ETH midwifed its way past the sacred $4,000 barrier after a torturous eight-month wait, much like that slow-moving snake trying to swallow an elephant. More institutional giants are stuffing Ethereum into their vaults-as if buying a little digital potion will keep the chaos at bay-showing they believe in its long-term *what, exactly?* possibility. 🤑
Northern Data, who basically run the digital equivalent of a really fancy kettle for AI, will now be absorbed into Rumble’s universe of cat videos and conspiracy docs. Imagine a gym rat discovering quinoa-Rumble is about to get VERY into “wellness” (AI wellness). 💪+🤖
But wait! Bitcoin’s network, which functions like a snail on a motorway 🐌, might buckle under the weight of your newfound wealth. Transactions will crawl, and fees will spike-just when you’re trying to send your first million. Classic.
This grand feat follows not one, but two capital ascensions-each a shimmering splash of euros-like a financial splash poem. The first, at €3.47 a share, dripped €8.7 million into the coffers to fetch 80 BTC, while a second, at €2.90 a share, lined their pockets with €5 million for 46 BTC. Meanwhile, the company boasts a yardstick-a prodigious 1,519.5% yield year-to-date. Yes, you read that right. That’s a yield so juicy it could make a banker blush. Their BTC bounty increased by 607.8, and they’ve raked in around €60 million-just enough to buy a small island, or perhaps just a very nice yacht.
Unchallenged Monarch Among Exchange Tokens
Now, this is no ordinary economist-oh no! Analyst Henrik Zeberg, having amassed a legion of 190,600 followers on the platform X (formerly known as Twitter, but let’s not confuse matters with a simple name), claims we are careening into the “largest financial bubble ever.” Yes, you heard it right, folks! Larger than Auntie Marge’s famous Christmas pudding, and just as likely to cause chaos! 💥
This mysterious institution accumulated another 49,533 $ETH ($212M) today.
Over the past week, they have accumulated 221,166 $ETH ($946.6M) from #FalconX, #GalaxyDigital, and #BitGo.