BNB’s Public Ownership: 66% & a Pardon! 🎩💼

More tokens have moved into self-custody and exchange-held public wallets, because nothing says “trust in decentralized systems” like entrusting your crypto to a website that once hosted a man who claimed to be a “crypto guru” but was actually just a very enthusiastic parrot.

Bitcoin Might Be a Sleeping Giant, But Are We Sure It’s Not Just Snoring?

According to XWIN Research Japan (who, let’s face it, sounds like they should be selling sushi and crypto advice), Bitcoin might be gearing up for a breakout! This is what they call “asset-building momentum,” which is fancy talk for “Bitcoin’s been slacking off, but don’t worry, it’s planning a comeback.” The plot thickens as XWIN dives into three key on-chain metrics that could finally make this cryptocurrency drama interesting.

Shiba Inu: From Meme to Marvel? 🐕💥

Months after a validator key was compromised in September (a scandal so scandalous it could rival a Molière comedy), the engineers have overhauled the network. No longer shall users and apps rely on a single, centralized channel! Now, traffic is distributed across multiple nodes, as if throwing open many doors to prevent a single villain from crashing the party. 🚪

Zcash: Suddenly, It’s Profitable 🚀

Everyone’s talking about ZEC’s price going up, which is nice for whoever bought it low. But the truly fascinating thing is the subsequent surge in hash power. It’s like a gold rush, but with more electricity bills and the nagging suspicion that it’s all going to collapse at any moment. 🙄

Why Crypto’s High Society Still Can’t Handle a Power Nap 🎩💥

One might be forgiven for imagining that the digital economy had been placed in the hands of a particularly inept butler, given the spectacle of Amazon Web Services collapsing yet again on Oct. 20. Coinbase, Robinhood, and Coinmarketcap-those paragons of financial innovation-were left gasping like debutantes at a power outage. And, darling, there was a second hiccup ten days later. How déclassé.

XRP\’s Sudden Surge: Fad or The Real Deal? 🤔

Although the underlying cause is still a mystery, this spike is consistent with an increase in transactional activity and payment volume throughout the network, suggesting a resurgence of user interest 🤝. On-chain data shows that on Nov. 1, the number of payments between accounts exceeded 1 million, and the payment volume increased to more than 1.2 billion XRP 🤑.

Fed’s Liquidity Charade: Bitcoin’s Q4 Waltz with Destiny 🕺💸

History, that fickle mistress, whispers that fresh liquidity often sets the stage for BTC’s grand pirouettes. With macro sentiment shifting like a chameleon on a plaid couch, Bitcoin’s Q4 run appears merely delayed, not denied. After all, who needs a prompt finale when the encore promises to be so dazzling? ✨

Crypto Surges $33B in 6 Hours! What’s Next? 💸

Bitcoin, the stalwart of the crypto realm, rose 0.67% to $110,700, while Ethereum, ever the loyal companion, climbed to $3,850. XRP, the underdog, surged 11%, reclaiming its throne as the fourth-largest crypto. 🦍 The market, once a desolate wasteland, now sparkled with hope. 🌈