History, that fickle mistress, whispers that fresh liquidity often sets the stage for BTC’s grand pirouettes. With macro sentiment shifting like a chameleon on a plaid couch, Bitcoin’s Q4 run appears merely delayed, not denied. After all, who needs a prompt finale when the encore promises to be so dazzling? ✨
Bitcoin, the stalwart of the crypto realm, rose 0.67% to $110,700, while Ethereum, ever the loyal companion, climbed to $3,850. XRP, the underdog, surged 11%, reclaiming its throne as the fourth-largest crypto. 🦍 The market, once a desolate wasteland, now sparkled with hope. 🌈
Despite all the flirty technical patterns, BTC refuses to put a ring on this breakout. On-chain data is basically the couples therapist explaining why this relationship isn’t moving to the next level.
Bitcoin appears to be forming a triangle. A retest of $107,500 support could come before another push toward $115,000 resistance.
Until this equilibrium shatters-and it will, my dear, it always does-the market remains in its tedious accumulation and consolidation phase. Expect volatility to compress like a corset before the next dramatic impulse move. 🌪️
The Singapore-perched enterprise, Canaan Inc. (Nasdaq: CAN), whispers that this venture shall buttress grid fidelity by nimbly tweaking frequency, voltage, and hashrate-smoothing those pesky power capers like a butterfly’s wingbeat in a Lolita breeze. 🦋
Ah, Robert Kiyosaki, the author of the ever-popular “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” which has made him a household name-well, at least in households that like to talk about financial freedom. He’s back with a warning that will surely keep you awake at night. It’s been over two decades since his book first sold like hotcakes, and now he’s telling us all that the global financial system is crumbling faster than a house of cards in a windstorm.
The question, dear reader, hangs in the air like a malodorous cloud: can Dogecoin’s $0.17 floor-a bastion of resilience since October 11, even during the last bearish waltz-withstand the exodus of its long-term holders? Or will it crumble like a stale biscuit in a cup of lukewarm tea? 🍵
According to Santiment, wallets holding 10M-100M DOGE sold 440 million in 72 hours. That’s like throwing a party and then leaving before the cleanup. 🎉💥 The whale holdings dropped from 15.51% to 15.15%-a 0.36% plunge that’s more dramatic than a reality TV finale. 🎬
Now, before you go thinking this whole thing is just a flash in the pan, remember: the network didn’t actually go live until January 3, 2009. That’s when the genesis block was mined, and, oh boy, it carried a cheeky little headline embedded in its code. Something about a major banking bailout, or maybe just a subtle jab at the system. Some people say it’s a bit of crypto’s rebellious nature-others just say it’s proof Satoshi had a good sense of humor.
