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Thorn, with the gravitas of a prophet, declares: “A death cross, nay, a death cross! And yet, the crowd claps, thinking it a parade!”

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Though the chart now boasts a breach of a noble technical level, the question of genuine demand lingers like an uninvited guest at a feast-unseen yet undeniably present.

Dash, that privacy-obsessed crypto clown, has paused its circus act as the market throws tomatoes. Over 24 hours, it’s tested the “$89 Wall of Death” twice, proving that resistance levels are like a bad smell-no one wants to get close.

Yet, Bitcoin’s long-term arc remains stubbornly upward, a testament to the resilience of dreams-or perhaps the delusions of the desperate.

Walletconnect, a crypto connectivity protocol, has announced that it will now focus on bringing crypto-based payment services to the mainstream, as if the world hadn’t already been inundated with enough financial chaos.

This little soirée comes hot on the heels of Coinbase abruptly withdrawing its support from the Senate’s version of the bill, leaving lawmakers scrambling like waiters at a particularly chaotic banquet. The planned markup hearing? Postponed indefinitely. Quelle surprise! 🎭

The XRP market, a pack of wolves, eyes the Fed’s $55.3B injection with the suspicion of a man who’s just been handed a loaded gun. 🎯

This spectacle is scheduled for Wednesday, the 21st of January, at the ungodly hour of 10:30 AM CET. The location? “USA House,” a positively official-sounding establishment on the Davos Promenade. Apparently, even the Americans require a lounge at such affairs. One shudders to think what conversations will unfold within its gilded walls. One hopes for wit; one anticipates pronouncements.

Now, I know y’all probably think this is just another tech spiel wrapped in a binary gift – a setup that foretold a 32% price rally. Oh, and it’s happening again. Same structure that wowed us late last year is just sitting there like, “Remember me?” being reinforced by our friends: the whales and long-term hodlers.