Hacker’s Change of Heart

The message, flagged by blockchain security firm PeckShield, read: “Ok, funds will be returned later.” We’re not sure what prompted this change of heart, but we’re guessing it might have something to do with the $5 million bounty offered by the GMX team 🤑.

Tariffs Be Gone, Amigo!

According to the local news rag, Derecha Diario, the Milei administration has been busy making lists and checking them twice. They’ve got a whole slew of products, 100 to be exact, that’ll get the green light to enter the US of A without so much as a penny in tariffs. That’s right, amigo, 80% of Argentina’s exports will be sailing into the States duty-free 🚢.

Banking on Blockchain 🤑

This two-year bond was registered via Cashlink Technologies, a BaFin-licensed crypto securities registrar – because in Germany, even the crypto cowboys need a sheriff to keep ’em in line 🤠. And issued entirely under Germany’s Electronic Securities Act (eWpG), which is just a fancy way of sayin’ they’re tradin’ in their leather-bound ledgers for a blockchain-powered future 📈.

Bitcoin ETF Inflows Skyrocket to Billions as BTC Hits New Heights — You Won’t Believe This!

In a most curious twist, on the fateful day of July 10, 2025, the Bitcoin ETFs basked in a staggering $1.18 billion of fresh inflows—yes, billions! This marked not just a fleeting moment but the sixth consecutive day of positive flow, akin to a thirsty man discovering an oasis, and the largest single-day inflow since the shadows of November 2024 loomed large.

Sei Skyrockets 22% as USDC Boosts Momentum: Here’s Why You Should Care

So, Sei Network goes and integrates native USDC and Circle’s fancy Cross-Chain Transfer Protocol V2. Why? To make cross-chain liquidity and transfer speeds faster than your internet connection on a good day. Apparently, this move is a huge deal for Sei’s blockchain, which, by the way, is built for high throughput and low-cost transactions. Big words, big moves.

Circle’s got the press release ready and they’re acting like this is the dawn of DeFi’s new age:

You Won’t Believe What Running a Lightning Node Can Earn You! 💰⚡

Imagine a web of bi-directional payment channels—think spaghetti but way less messy—allowing you to fling funds around like confetti at a wedding. 💰🎉 Payments zoom through so fast, you’d think they were in a race! But remember, they only settle when the channel closes. Less in-chain load means more speed to your wallet—like a cheetah on roller skates!

BTC to the Moon! 🚀

Market data showed that the upswing was fueled by a massive short squeeze and boosted by record inflows from U.S. spot BTC ETFs (exchange-traded funds). And analysts are still expecting more growth. Because, why not? 🤷‍♂️