Crypto News

For anyone who’s been around the block in the crypto world, Keiser’s $220,000 call is like the background music in a horror movie—familiar, a bit scary, and you can’t help but keep listening. What’s new, though, is the clock now ticking behind it. He’s been talking about this target since the early days, but until now, it was just a vague promise, like a New Year’s resolution to finally clean out the garage. 🛠️🏠

Crypto analyst TheSignalyst, with the wisdom of a seasoned farmer, has noted that the XRP price has begun another bullish formation. This time, it’s the Inverse Head and Shoulders pattern, a formation that often precedes a surge for an asset. This pattern has emerged at a critical juncture, just as the bulls have maintained strong support levels, like a sturdy fence holding back a flood.

Meanwhile, the land of altcoins became the monetary equivalent of an animal parade at a children’s birthday party. Coins with names like PENGU, WIF, and FARTCOIN—yes, FARTCOIN, which sounds like something a British comedian would make up—absolutely rocketed, and not just because of their meme potential. If you’re feeling like you missed out, don’t worry; the market is as whimsical as a cat chasing a laser pointer. 😺💸

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July began like a wet firework with a 3.3% drop—timid as a clerk with a sick note. But as if remembering its dignity, Ethereum has hammered its way up, leaving its so-called competitors gazing at its dust (or perhaps just their own reflections).

Bitcoin’s spot price has surpassed $111,000 and could rise by another 30% to exceed $140,000. If that happens, I’ll be the first to buy a ticket to the moon. 🚀

Consulting his trusty chart (which, incidentally, is rather more exciting than the standard fare decorating an accountant’s office), Brandt observes a sudden breach above what the learned call an “expanding triangle”—or for those who prefer their patterns a bit more theatrical, “a broadening wedge.” The sort of thing, one suspects, that keeps technical analysts awake at night, clutching their pillows and murmuring about upper boundaries. 📈

On Wednesday, KULR disclosed that it deployed 3,570 Bitmain S19 XP 140 terahash per second (TH/s) bitcoin mining machines at facilities in Asunción, Paraguay. This deployment increases KULR’s operational capacity to 750 petahash per second (PH/s) across its global mining sites.

We are so excited that @justinsuntron / @trondao is buying $100 Million of $TRUMP! $TRUMP ON #TRON!

According to Ripple’s XRP markets report for Q1 (which is probably longer than most novels 📚), they’re holding onto 4.56 billion XRP. That’s more than my Aunt Ruth’s collection of expired coupons. And get this: there are another 37 billion XRP tokens locked up tighter than your grandma’s secret meatloaf recipe, all sitting pretty in escrow. Who needs a dragon to guard treasure when you’ve got blockchain?