Economist and gold advocate Peter Schiff posted on the social platform X on Jan. 14 that silver’s supplies are drying up faster than a muddy hole in July, warning that prices are marching upward and inventories are thinning to the point where a buyer might have to wrestle a ghost to get a coin. His counsel? Act quick before the shelves go bare.
XMR’s recent 50% rally? Let’s just say it’s basically the Gymshark of privacy coins-ultra-tight, untraceable, and suddenly everyone’s talking. Market cap? A cool $13 billion. Trading volume? More frantic than a toddler on a Ferris wheel. 🧵
One of the first public collaborations involving WLF, the move arrives as US-Pakistan ties begin to thaw with the warmth usually reserved for old friends and questionable sushi menus. 🤝
But alas! On this fine day of January 14, Bitcoin decided to throw caution to the wind and galloped past heavy resistance to reach a scintillating high of $96,082. Quite the entrance, don’t you think?
Imagine, if you will, a world where your credit card and a blockchain wallet become frenemies rather than distant relatives. KB Kookmin Card, that venerable South Korean giant, has filed a patent. Not just for a new type of coffee, but for a system that allows stablecoins to waltz seamlessly onto your regular credit card bill. Yes, really. It’s like bringing a digital goldfish into your wallet – not entirely necessary, but undeniably charming.
Let’s be real: Greenland’s got more untapped resources than a reality TV star’s ego. Vast territory? Check. Minerals? Check. Tiny population? Double check. It’s like the ultimate Black Friday sale for Silicon Valley, and Trump’s the guy holding the door open. 🚪✨
Now, the question on everyone’s lips (or should I say, noses?): Will this rally keep going, or is it just a fleeting whiff of success? Only time-and a lot of holding your breath-will tell. 😷
Wall Street’s popping champagne over the softest CPI since 2021, but XRP’s derivatives market is like, “Hold my beer.” $76,450 liquidated in an hour? That’s not a dip-that’s a cannonball into the deep end. And guess what? $70,180 of that was shorts getting rekt. 🌊
To heighten the bullish backdrop, the attentions of the financial gentry have shifted with a certain fanfare; Bitwise’s approval of a Chainlink ETF on NYSE Arca lends a respectable air and the prospect of steadier long‑term arrangements. If LINK can convert $15 into a firm support, the next milestones lie near $18 and $21. Until then, LINK may continue in its polite consolidation, rewarding patience over the imprudent chase of fortune. 😂
And lo! The verdict? A resounding “Nope!”-a bureaucratic dismissal of enforcement actions, as if the SEC had blinked and forgotten the entire affair. The Zcash Foundation, in its statement, declared itself “satisfied,” a word that drips with the irony of a man content to survive a duel with a dachshund. Yet, the market, ever the fickle lover, embraced this reprieve with a 12% surge in ZEC’s price, pushing it toward $437.75, as if the token had suddenly remembered how to dance.
