Brian Armstrong, the mastermind behind Coinbase, is like an excited child in a candy store about this partnership. He claims that massive language models will make trading easier. I can only imagine him daydreaming about a world where trading is as easy as ordering a latte! ☕️💬
Ah! Witness the metamorphosis of XRP, that mischievous little sprite, artfully leaping past the vaunted $2.65 mark, trailing behind its new glittery gown! As the hourglass runs out, it flirts coyly at around $2.69, a splendid jump higher than a cat startled by a cucumber—over 10% in a mere day! What luck! 🥳
The miraculous DOLLARCOIN—a veritable phoenix of the cryptosphere—has catapulted itself into the ether with a ludicrous ascent of over 3,200% in a mere 24 hours. A newborn in this realm, it now teeters at the unnerving price of about $0.002274, amassing a market cap with a meager $2.28 million, and its trading volume resembling a deluge at $4.19 million! In mere hours, it has ensnared nearly 37,000 transactions along with a liquidity pool swelling to over $173,000, all propelled by a meme-induced frenzy driving us toward that elusive $1 target. Such audacity deserves a round of humorous applause! 🎉
The post highlights the flurry of ETF activity and upcoming XRP fund filings. At the heart of the discussion are three major dates: July 14, July 21, and July 25, each marking the potential debut or decision deadline for different XRP futures and spot ETFs.
However, GMX has yet to provide a detailed account of how the attack transpired. One can only hope that the team will promptly address any security vulnerabilities and restore the trust of their users.
Anyway, Bitcoin (BTC) is up over 5% in the past 24 hours, trading around $116,617. Not bad, not bad at all. And Ethereum (ETH) is doing even better, up over 7% and trading around $2,963. I mean, I’ve seen some crazy price swings in my time, but this is just ridiculous. 😂
Currently trading around $0.96, WLD has posted a 20.59% gain in the past 24 hours, with strong trading volume exceeding $600 million. The breakout was supported by a series of higher lows and rising momentum indicators, with analysts now watching the $1.12 resistance level for confirmation of a further uptrend.
According to a Bloomberg report, which, as always, prefers to remain coy about its sources, Binance not only penned the code for the USD1 stablecoin smart contract but also played a pivotal role in its promotion. The exchange facilitated a $2 billion transaction in USD1, a sum so vast it could buy a small country—or at least a few more Twitter followers for a certain ex-president. 🌍💰
This rule, with the catchy title “Gross Proceeds Reporting by Brokers that Regularly Provide Services Effectuating Digital Asset Sales,” was a real gem. It wanted to classify decentralized finance (DeFi) exchanges as brokers, which meant they’d have to tell the IRS all about your digital asset transactions. 🤑
