how to regulate stablecoin rewards (apparently, earning 5% interest on your digital pesos counts as a national crisis), who gets to boss around decentralized finance (the SEC or CFTC, neither of whom understand it), and whether elected officials should be allowed to crypto-trade while legislating crypto-shockingly, some members find this
That is why the “WW3 trade” is not a single bet. It is a sequence. In the first hours, Bitcoin often behaves like a high-beta risk asset. In the following weeks, it can start behaving like a portable, censorship-resistant asset, depending on what governments do next. 🚀
This clever jump shifted everyone’s focus from the usual frantic gambling to something quite useful-like actually settling transactions in the real world! Who knew? It’s almost as if this tech stuff might have some future-who would have guessed! 🤔
In the labyrinth of numbers and charts, Standard Chartered has cast its lot with Ethereum, dubbing 2026 “the year of Ethereum” as its foundations grow sturdier than a Russian winter. This prophecy, penned by Geoffrey Kendrick, Global Head of Digital Assets Research, is as bold as a Pasternak novel. 🖋️❄️
Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) Chairman Mike Selig, whose leadership style could best be described as “optimistic improvisation,” announced at an industry conference on Monday that the agency has established an Innovation Advisory Committee. The initiative is intended to update antiquated finance systems by including industry experts in regulatory forums to make them more relevant to modern times. One imagines Victorian-era bankers nodding sagely while sipping virtual tea.
Given that BTC is the world’s largest crypto asset, this figure is as surprising as a penguin wearing a top hat. 🐧🎩 “ Astonishingly small,” you say? More like “astonishingly minuscule,” a mere whisper in the vast expanse of Bitcoin’s potential.
On-chain and ETF data now show the selling wave is losing force. Instead of long-term investors exiting, the data points to late buyers being flushed out while stronger holders absorb supply. 🧼
In the weekly frame, LINK price has been retesting a crucial logarithmic support level established over the last two years. After a season of heightened selling pressure in the latter half of 2025, the price has been polishing a potential reversal pattern in recent weeks, as if the country-fine art of downward pressure could yet yield to a more agreeable ascent.
From the vantage of the gods, the analyst proclaims: Ethereum’s trend remains unbroken, a stubborn oak in the tempest of markets. Consolidation, that tedious waltz between $1,000 and $3,000, is not the death knell of ambition but a pause, a breath before the plunge into the abyss of possibility. The $1,000 mark, a psychological fortress, stands as the bulwark of the bullish dream. To hold it is to nurture an ascending triangle, that geometric harbinger of storms to come. 🌀
In a post shared on X, Saylor, that paragon of modern finance, extolled the virtues of his firm’s pivot to Bitcoin as a treasury reserve asset on the fateful 10th of August 2020. A date, he insists, marked the dawn of the “Bitcoin Standard Era.” 🌟
