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ASTER might test the $1.32 support level if the sell-off continues (drama queen!), or bounce back to $2.1 and $2.4 if the FOMO crowd returns (fingers crossed! 🤞).

Amidst the cacophony of Bitcoin miners pivoting to AI, Soluna has emerged like a moth drawn to a halogen bulb. 🔍 The argument? A microcap with a pipeline that could power a small nation (> 1 GW), building green data centers, and a $100 million credit facility for Project Kati – their renewable-powered magnum opus. But let us not indulge in speculative theatrics just yet. 🎭

A certain Bitcoin developer, who goes by the cryptic moniker “callebtc” (presumably because “Bob” was already taken), announced on Sunday with the glee of a man who’s just discovered free Wi-Fi: “Bitchat downloads spiking in Madagascar.” Accompanying this proclamation were screenshots of protest coverage, presumably to assure skeptics that this wasn’t just a case of mass thumb-slips on the App Store.

The soothsayers at CertiK, those vigilant guardians of the blockchain realm, did proclaim: “Lo, the attacker hath danced a merry jig, exploiting an arbitrary call in Hyperdrive’s router, and thus did drain the pools of their precious USDT0 and thBILL tokens!” A heist most audacious, executed with the finesse of a circus acrobat. 🤡

At the time of writing, the Hypurr NFTs have a current floor price of around 1,458 Hyperliquid (HYPE), or $68,700, according to OpenSea data. The market, ever polite and terribly loud at the same time, seems to be listening for the next disagreement between optimism and arithmetic. 🧾💸

Web3 infrastructure company Jump Crypto has proposed removing Solana’s fixed compute block limit to strengthen network performance and incentivize validators with suboptimal hardware to upgrade. 🚀

If we take a look at the daily chart, it’s the same old sad song: lower highs, lower lows. So, yeah, not a great look. Buyers tried to defend the $21.00 mark like it was the last slice of pizza, but each time, they were swiftly met with the cold slap of selling pressure. If Chainlink closes below $20.50, it’s probably heading toward $20.00-pretty much a free fall, right? But hey, if the $20.50-$20.70 range holds strong, maybe-just maybe-a rebound toward $21.40 could happen, like an optimistic comeback tour.

Crypto.com just got a gold star from the CFTC and NFA for its derivatives business. Who knew crypto needed a participation trophy to play in the U.S. market? 🏆 Now they’re “officially” offering margined derivatives, futures clearing, and whatever “compliance-driven trading” means. Spoiler: It probably still involves people losing money on Dogecoin. 🐕💸

Short-term price action? More like short-term disaster. WIF was at $0.712 earlier-because why not keep the misery going? Since the 22nd, it’s been a sell-off fiesta, and every rebound is shallower than my patience for small talk. Candlestick patterns? They’re screaming, “We’re doomed!” Sellers are rejecting upward moves like I reject bad sitcom pitches. 📉

The modest 25 basis point US Fed rate cut on Sept 18 did not soothe the nerves but unfastened them, triggering a seven-day sell-off that pressed BTC below 110,000 on Friday, Sept 25-the first such breach in 20 days. Since then, Bitcoin has struggled to reclaim the 110k threshold, while a 33% collapse in trading volumes on Sunday signaled feebleness of conviction for the week to come. 💨