Given that BTC is the world’s largest crypto asset, this figure is as surprising as a penguin wearing a top hat. 🐧🎩 “ Astonishingly small,” you say? More like “astonishingly minuscule,” a mere whisper in the vast expanse of Bitcoin’s potential.
On-chain and ETF data now show the selling wave is losing force. Instead of long-term investors exiting, the data points to late buyers being flushed out while stronger holders absorb supply. 🧼
In the weekly frame, LINK price has been retesting a crucial logarithmic support level established over the last two years. After a season of heightened selling pressure in the latter half of 2025, the price has been polishing a potential reversal pattern in recent weeks, as if the country-fine art of downward pressure could yet yield to a more agreeable ascent.
From the vantage of the gods, the analyst proclaims: Ethereum’s trend remains unbroken, a stubborn oak in the tempest of markets. Consolidation, that tedious waltz between $1,000 and $3,000, is not the death knell of ambition but a pause, a breath before the plunge into the abyss of possibility. The $1,000 mark, a psychological fortress, stands as the bulwark of the bullish dream. To hold it is to nurture an ascending triangle, that geometric harbinger of storms to come. 🌀
In a post shared on X, Saylor, that paragon of modern finance, extolled the virtues of his firm’s pivot to Bitcoin as a treasury reserve asset on the fateful 10th of August 2020. A date, he insists, marked the dawn of the “Bitcoin Standard Era.” 🌟
Can social media become a serious financial platform? If by “serious” you mean a place where people argue about pizza toppings and now also trade crypto, then sure, why not?
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a corporation in possession of capital must be in want of crypto exposure-though South Korea’s regulators seem determined to make this courtship as awkward as a quadrille at Netherfield. The nation’s Financial Services Commission (FSC), ever the vigilant guardian of capital, has decreed that corporations may now tiptoe back into the crypto arena, albeit shackled by rules so precise they’d make Lady Catherine de Bourgh blush. 🛑📉
Apparently, privacy coins are more elusive than a white whale, sporting features designed to vanish, hide and do the hokey pokey-transactions here, transactions there. Elizabeth Wallace, the ever-legal oracle of the DFSA, claims these coins are “nearly impossible” to track, as if they were Houdini’s latest act, slipping through regulatory nets with a wink and a whisper. Houdini might have been proud.
The IP volume swelled by 789%, a number so absurd it makes a billionaire’s coffee order look modest. Daily trading hit $157 million, a sum that would make a goldfish weep. And who, you ask, orchestrated this frenzy? The elusive Asian investors, of course! South Korea’s Upbit, with 45% of the volume ($70.8 million), played the lead role, while Coinbase’s paltry 2.82% might as well have been a cameo by a forgotten actor.
To provide a curious contrast, let us glance at the spot ETH ETFs-those behemoths, though they tower in absolute value, have been rather unceremoniously leaking assets since October of the year gone by. One must wonder, in this turbulent sea of cryptocurrency, will BlackRock, with its proverbial nose for profit, take the plunge into the waters of a spot XRP ETF?
