Crypto News
Roald’s Crypto Candy Store: Sweet Altcoins for 2025 🍭💰
Arbitrum, oh Arbitrum, you’re the layer cake of the Ethereum world, but your price hasn’t quite matched your deliciousness. With the upcoming Stylus upgrade, you’re about to get even more layers, and your Orbit chain framework is going to make DeFi and gaming developers lick their lips 🤤. By mid-2025, when Ethereum’s scaling demands reach a fever pitch, you could be the icing on the cake. At today’s prices, it’s like getting a slice for free!
Ethereum Classic Soars: A Tale of Bulls and Bears 🐂🐻

But wait, there’s more! Backed by a trading volume that would put a king’s ransom to shame—$1.08 billion, up a staggering 230% in 24 hours—and a technical structure that even the most skeptical of analysts might find hard to ignore, ETC is poised to challenge the $26–$28 resistance zone. Uncharted territory, you say? More like a land of untold riches, waiting to be claimed by those with the courage to venture forth. 🗺️💰
MARA: The Bitcoin Banker or Just a Mining Mogul?

It has been a while since I last covered MARA Holdings (NASDAQ: MARA) and its Bitcoin treasury strategy. Yes, it still holds the crown for the largest hash rate among public Bitcoin miners. Yes, it also has the biggest stack of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. But honestly, nothing was compelling enough to take a deeper look in recent quarters. 🤷♂️
Bitcoin Drama Alert! Is a 20% Plunge Inevitable? Find out Here!

Here we are, Bitcoin’s [BTC] 90-day SOPR is at a cozy 1.018. It’s almost like an unwanted guest that keeps inching closer to the door you want to keep shut—historically, crossing into the 1.02–1.03 zone has led to some classic “oops” moments for traders. 🚪💰
ETH to $30K?

Lee’s argument is that MicroStrategy’s shares went from $13 to $455, a 35-fold gain 🚀. And get this, only 11 of those gains were from bitcoin’s price increase, the rest was from their “treasury strategy” 📊. I’m not gonna bore you with the details, but basically, they’re doing some fancy financing moves that make their BTC per share go up faster than the coin’s price 💸.
Whale of a Time: $443M ETH Bonanza Sees a Mysterious Player Make Waves!
According to the ever-so-reliable look-see from Lookonchain, it seems a particularly anonymous Whale, bearing the charming moniker “0x9684,” has meticulously filched an astronomical 122,691 ETH from FalconX’s wallet—mind you, this all happened faster than a rumor at a dinner party! 🍸🦈
Sberbank Goes Crypto: Custody and Bitcoin Bonds!
The Crypto Sheriff of Russia?
Rugby Rogue Gets Busted! 😱
From January 2021 to October 2022, Moore concocted a company called Quantum Donovan LLC. He told everyone they’d be buying and operating these fancy cryptocurrency mining systems, and get this – a 1 percent daily profit! Imagine! Folks believed him, handed over their hard-earned money…and he simply pocketed it. A right bounder, this Moore.
Is Bitcoin’s New High Just a US Fad? Dive into the Quirks of Crypto! 😂

A widening chasm between the tempest of US trading and the gentle breeze of Korean activity raises eyebrows about global fervor — and oh, the perils that may lurk in the shadows.
