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The proposed trade framework, which may or may not be a temporary truce, will likely remove the 100% additional tariffs announced by President Trump on October 10, Bessent said. He added, with the enthusiasm of a man who’s never been wrong: “President Trump gave me a great deal of negotiating leverage with the threat of 100% tariffs on November 1, and I believe we have reached a very substantial framework that will avoid that and allow us to discuss many other things with the Chinese.” 😏

On-chain data suggests short-term momentum is about as lively as a sloth on a Monday, but the long-term “structural demand” (read: stubborn hope) remains. Enter the dolphin cohort-not the Flipper kind, but a group of savvy investors hoarding BTC like it’s the last tuna sandwich on a sinking ship. These dolphins, holding 100-1,000 BTC each, now own 26% of all circulating Bitcoin. Show-offs.

It has been observed with much curiosity that Bitcoin\’s current fortitude in the short-term market appears to wane, yet her long-term grace remains steadfast, as per the latest exposition from the sagacious Cryptoquant. This suggests that the present cycle of prosperity is yet in its genteel progression of accumulation rather than approaching an untidy conclusion.

Despite the chaos, crypto whales quietly stuffed 16,300 BTC into their wallets. Because nothing says “bargain hunting” like buying a dip that hasn’t technically happened yet. 🤷♂️

According to our dour strategist, these milestones are not the finale but mere intermissions. The curtain rises, and lo! Capital, ever fickle, may pirouette toward U.S. Treasury bonds, long neglected in the wake of the Fed’s hawkish tirades and QT’s stern discipline. 🦅💼

Bitcoin (BTC), that digital chimera, currently rests at $112,866-an increase of 5.3% over a week’s worth of fervent keyboard clicking. The total market capitalization, that rather grand and ultimately illusory figure, puffed itself up a respectable 14% to $3.73 trillion, having briefly deigned to peek its head above this month’s somber low of $3.24 trillion.

The move came after Trump accused Canada of “airing a misleading ad with an edited Ronald Reagan speech.” Wait, Ronald Reagan’s ghost is now a TikTok controversy magnet? 🤷♀️

Binance launched a localized app, trained law enforcement, partnered with 10 universities through the Binance Academy, and hosted a meetup with over 1,000 participants in Bishkek. (Because nothing says “community engagement” like a crowd of people who’ve never heard of a “blockchain” but are excited to swipe left on a crypto wallet.)

Padre isn’t just another one of those obscure platforms you’ve never heard of – it’s a multi-blockchain trading terminal that spans Solana, Ethereum, BNB Chain, and Base. Its mission? To help traders buy and sell memecoins faster than you can say “to the moon.” Padre offers cashback rewards, competitive fees, and has support for the kind of traders who think sleep is overrated. Oh, and according to Dune Analytics, Padre commands about 5% of the trading bot market on Solana. Small fish in a big pond, but hey, it’s something!

As of October 25, 2025, Bitcoin, that fickle siren of the financial seas, trades near $111,000, with the MACD histogram turning as positive as a debutante at her first ball. Max Crypto (@MaxCryptoxx), a strategist of dubious repute, chirps: “$BTC MACD golden cross is about to happen. The last one resulted in a new ATH within a week.” One wonders if he consults tea leaves or tarot cards in his spare moments. 🃏☕