Selig, a former SEC employee and aide to Paul Atkins, might just be the bridge between the SEC and CFTC that no one specifically asked for but everyone vaguely expected. Whether he’ll steer the Commissions towards harmonious collaboration or a bureaucratic trainwreck remains to be seen. Spoiler: Probably the latter.
Global banks have intensified their push into crypto, with JPMorgan Chase reportedly advancing efforts to enable institutional clients to pledge bitcoin and ether as collateral for loans by year-end. Bloomberg reported on Oct. 24, citing individuals with knowledge of the matter, that the offering would function globally and involve third-party custodians to secure digital token collateral. 🤷♂️
Retail selling so weak it could power a teakettle and bears still flexing their claws. 🐾
Ultra-low fees? Deep liquidity? Oh please, it’s just DeFi finally realizing it can out-do centralized exchanges without crying about gas fees 😂
Institutions are transitioning from simply exposing portfolios to crypto to actually using crypto as a financial instrument.
Cardano’s been on a bit of a downward dance, rejected resistance in the $0.75-$0.79 range, and now hovers around $0.65-like a tired cat that’s half-heartedly partied but hasn’t quite surrendered. On the 12-hour chart, it’s basically hanging near short-term support, eyeing that sweet spot.
As noted by the perspicacious Wu Blockchain (a sage whose tweets are more reliable than your ex’s promises), Binance Wallet has launched the x402 list beneath the Market tab. This list, one might imagine, is a gilded invitation to tokens who’ve been handpicked by the x402 protocol-think of it as the crypto equivalent of being invited to Lady Whistledown’s tea party, but with fewer scandals and more decimal points.
In this theater of the absurd, the whales have chosen their arena. Binance, the behemoth of centralized platforms, has become the epicenter of their migration. On-chain data, that cryptic oracle, whispers of a surge-a tidal wave of BTC flowing into its coffers. Maartunn, a soothsayer of the markets, has deciphered the runes: the Binance Whale to Exchange Flow metric is aflame, its charts ablaze with the fervor of October 21st. On that fateful day, $1.07 billion in BTC waltzed into the exchange, a sum so ludicrous it could fund a dozen Master’s feasts. 🍷💸
With the precision of a mathematician, this technician doth unveil the hidden rhythm of the market, revealing that the present weakness is naught but a fleeting sigh before the grand crescendo of a $300,000 summit. 🕵️♂️
Pump.fun, ever the diligent steward of Solana’s memecoin realm, announced the acquisition on X (formerly Twitter) with the fanfare of a royal coronation, though the financial details were as elusive as a well-kept secret. 🏰✨ The company claims this move will enhance liquidity, which, in the world of crypto, is akin to saying a glass of water will quench your thirst after a marathon-true, but perhaps not as thrilling as one might hope. 🍵💧
