Alas, Bitcoin could not maintain its lofty perch above $94,000 and has chosen instead to embark on a downward journey. It has dipped below $93,200, flirting shamelessly with the $92,500 mark, thus entering a temporary bearish soirée.
Armstrong’s recent defense of China’s digital currency interest payments comes at a time when his company is fighting tooth and nail to protect its precious revenue streams from the clutches of the US banking lobby. You see, the GENIUS Act, which made its grand debut last July, allows platforms like Coinbase to share those sweet, sweet yields with stablecoin holders. But guess what? The banking groups are now plotting to snuff that out faster than my New Year’s resolutions! 💔
Our dear Polymarket, self-styled as the titanic behemoth of decentralized prophecy, had heretofore sailed feeless seas. Now, with a flourish and much fanfare, the platform asserts its venture into monetary waters by introducing a delicate scheduling of fees to the Polymarket US app, to be savored by few in its private beta sabbath; and do look upon their newfound structure on those swift 15-minute ventures into the crypto forests.
Tony didn’t just slap “crypto” on a bond and call it a day. BRD is 1:1 to the real (the currency, not your “real talk” energy) and actually funnels returns from Brazilian government debt straight to your digital wallet. No Portuguese fluency or bureaucratic nightmares required. It’s like finally getting VIP access to Brazil’s financial club-except the bouncer is an algorithm and the dress code is literally nonexistent. 🎩➡🧍♂️💼💻
Since the commencement of the year, the spending on ETH betrays a living organism, hardly catching breath for a moment. And yet, as if a Tsarina foreboding no lesser than winter, the price has been ensconced in a gentle slumber around the $3,200 mark-a savior neither forthcoming nor departing.
According to the release shared with TopMob, the token was established under the Wyoming Stable Token Act. Because nothing says “fiscal responsibility” like a commission created in March 2023 to issue digital assets. 🚨
Let’s cut to the chase: Pi Network is so popular that its official X account has 4.2 million followers. That’s more than Ripple, Ethereum, and probably your local coffee shop’s Instagram page. But here’s the kicker-scammers love Pi like a kid loves cake, so the team begged everyone to stop falling for fake accounts. Because clearly, popularity contests are the ultimate measure of legitimacy in the crypto world, right? 🙄
Il semblerait que notre ami Morgan, avec ce pas audacieux, renforce la confiance des institutions dans les investissements crypto régulés. Et devinez quoi? Les clients fortunés en redemandent! Qui aurait cru qu’ils voulaient tant d’exposition conforme? Ils doivent penser que c’est le dernier cri de la mode à la cour! 💰
In a move that’s about as surprising as a tax bill in April, Morgan Stanley submitted a Form S-1 on January 6th, outlining their grand plan for the Morgan Stanley Ethereum Trust. This isn’t their first crypto rodeo-they’ve already filed for Bitcoin and Solana ETFs, because why stop at one when you can have a whole buffet? 🍽️ The trust aims to track ether’s price while staking a portion of its holdings to generate yield. It’s like a crypto-themed savings account, but with more jargon and fewer guarantees. 📈