Following a most unseemly tumble, Cardano found solace near the seventy-six and a half cent mark – as Bitcoin and Ethereum, in their wisdom, also did. And lo, it conquered the eighty and eighty-five cent strongholds!
Yet, as the sun rose over the Nasdaq, the investors, those fickle souls, did recoil in horror, their collective spirit crushed beneath the weight of a stock price that plummeted with the grace of a fallen angel. A tragedy, nay, a calamity, for the shares of ALT5 Sigma, once soaring near $20, now languished at a mere $6.60, a spectacle of despair. 📉
Now, these chaps aren’t just mucking about with any old mining rig, oh no. They’re planning to deploy their capital toward what they call “advanced, energy-efficient Bitcoin mining infrastructure.” Sounds frightfully impressive, doesn’t it? Though one can’t help but wonder if it’s just a fancy way of saying they’ve got a newfangled machine that doesn’t guzzle as much electricity as the old ones. Still, hats off to them for trying to keep the planet from turning into a giant sauna. 🌍🔌
Whoart thou, Thumzup? Originally a modest platform promising young influencers the hope of free protein powder in exchange for their immortal souls-sorry, “brand exposure”-it has of late discovered that nothing warms investor hearts like the word “Bitcoin.” The fit was natural: if you can puff mascara, surely you can pump crypto, and with far fewer ingredients to list on the label. 😉
Ah, Microstrategy (Nasdaq: MSTR), a name that now dances upon the lips of investors, has found itself trading at a premium to the value of its underlying bitcoin. This curious phenomenon reflects not merely the whims of the market but rather a series of structural advantages that are as elusive as a shadow in the night. The premium, dear reader, is measured against the company’s net asset value (NAV), which, if one dares to ponder, represents the worth of its bitcoin holdings after the inevitable toll of liabilities has been accounted for. On the fateful day of August 13, Saylor took to the social media platform X, proclaiming:
Imagine a world where hackers from North Korea aren’t just hacking but moonlighting as job candidates, complete with voice changers and AI magic tricks. Binance, the ever-vigilant gatekeeper of digital gold, has issued a warning that these cyber Jaegers have escalated their game to the level of “we will infiltrate your company by pretending to want to work here.”
On the fateful day of August 12, the Qubic Pool unleashed its cunning plan, orchestrating a six-block chain reorg that rewrote Monero’s history from block height 3,475,995 to 3,476,000. Imagine the chaos! Exchanges and services, in a panic akin to a cat in a room full of rocking chairs, halted Monero deposits and withdrawals, mistakenly branding it a 51% attack during the mining wars. Oh, the irony! 😹
Ethereum, the blockchain equivalent of a caffeinated teenager, surged past $4,600, achieving a market cap of over $557 billion. Remember when ETH was chilling at $2,400 earlier this year? Yeah, neither does your bank account. This price surge means that buying a CryptoPunk for 50 ETH now feels like purchasing a luxury yacht instead of a modest boat. 😅
According to Santiment, the folks who specialize in tracking this sort of thing, Ethereum is now tantalizingly close to a historic milestone. But what’s this? Retail traders, the folks who are usually all “buy, buy, buy!” are instead playing the sell-off game. How quaint.