Analysts and traders? They’re glued to their screens like schmucks at a suspenseful horror flick, debating if this crypto circus will catapult to a whopping $250,000 by year’s end. Vhatever happens, it’s gonna be kvetch-worthy! 😜
One would think, with titans and oracles whispering that more than half of the retailers-yes, over fifty-five percent-are now flirting with this new form of tender, that perhaps the world is inching toward some digital Prometheus’s fiery future. But beware! For every stablecoin hyped as a sign of salvation, there lurks the shadow of chaos- a reminder that digital currencies are as stable as a drunkard’s resolve after midnight.
According to the wise sages at DeFiLlama, USDT’s supply now stands at a precise $181.406 billion. 🧙♂️ Each token, of course, is backed by a dollar in collateral-because even in the Wild West of crypto, someone’s got to keep the books. USDT reigns supreme with a 60% share of the stablecoin kingdom, while Circle’s USDC trails behind with a mere 24.6%. Poor USDC, always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
The police, like weary wolves, now track the scent of the Habibs, who have vanished like smoke from a dying fire. “Jawed was not found at his Delhi nest,” the SP grumbles, “but the Mumbai address awaits.” One wonders if the man’s hair is still perfect, or if even his tresses now hang in disarray, a reflection of his crumbling empire.
ETH is currently trading around $4,054, down 2% today, oscillating between $4,078 and $3,940 like it’s deciding whether to care. Trading volume? A 25% slump. CoinMarketCap must be filing for divorce from ETH’s apathy. 📉💔
With this latest conquest, Kraken’s web spreads further across the globe, stitching together regulated realms from the UK to the US-like a spider weaving its destiny in digital silk. Six fiat currencies, over 450 assets, and one unified beast-if you ask me, the Kraken is becoming less a beast and more a colossus. 🌎🐉
On Thursday morning, it seemed $XRP would plunge to the bleak abyss of $2.29, yet the bulls, stubborn and naïve as ever, had other designs. By the end of the day, $XRP staggered back to $2.44, perhaps hoping to catch its breath before the next ordeal. 📉
👋 Oh, noble tribe! 😉
We beam with unfeigned delight to proclaim that the sanctified Scheme of Arrangement has been meticulously filed with the Accounting and Corporate Regulatory Authority (ACRA) on this auspicious 15th of October, 2025.
With the curtains of courtly proceedings drawn and the order lodged, the path unfurls…
Greeks.live, those wise seers of the crypto oracle, have spoken. In a post on X, they reveal that the masses have flocked to out-of-the-money (OTM) put options like moths to a flame. Is this the wisdom of the crowd, or merely the madness of many? 🧐
They haven’t officially announced it-probably because they’re waiting for the smoke to clear or for the regulators to finish their tea. The deal was supposed to happen earlier, but delays due to “regulatory discussions.” Yeah, because nothing says fun like waiting for paperwork to clear while the regulators are busy playing hard to get. 🕵️♂️
