The announcement, made on July 24 via the companyās EigenCloud X account, was met with the kind of enthusiasm usually reserved for a rare Chekhov play. Until now, AVSs were shackled to Ethereumās mainnet, where growth was as slow as a Russian winter. But fear not! With the new Multi-Chain Verification feature, AVSs can now frolic on Layer 2 networks like Base, unburdened by the chains of their former existence. š¦
Leading the charge is Aaron Kirman, CEO of Christieās Southern California division, who is managing over $1 billion in crypto-listed properties. This is a realm where only those paying in cryptocurrency are allowed to play ā no cash, no credit, just digital coins. And no, you canāt use your credit card. Donāt even try. š
Recall, dear reader, the spring of despair when Ju proclaimed the bullās demise, as Bitcoin languished near $80,000āa price so lofty, yet so lowly in his eyes. He saw sellers as locusts devouring hope, while the world held its breath for tariffs and trembled. Yet lo! The price soared to $123,236, a phoenix rising from the ashes of his miscalculations. š¦ One might ponder: Is the market a madhouse, or merely a mirror?
Meanwhile, Telegramāyes, that *other* app you havenāt opened since 2016āhas launched its TON Wallet to millions of U.S. users. Because nothing says āretail adoptionā like herding people who still use āread receiptsā into crypto. Itās like a synchronized swimming routine: institutions and everyday users both diving in at the same time. š¢
Said Mr. Kirman, whilst conversing with The New York Times, that the firm hath responded to an insatiable demand from the high-net-worth individualsāthose sprightly gentry who prefer to dabble in the art of purchasing property without the tiresome mediation of traditional banking systems. How chic! š¤
Magistrate Judge Ronald Griffin, the wise wizard of the courtroom, dropped the hammer on Tuesday in Austin, Texas, telling Paul, āNope, no blame-shifting shenanigans here!ā š«š He urged the court to deny Paulās desperate bid for a default judgment against CryptoZoo co-founders Eduardo Ibanez and Jake Greenbaum. Why? Because, as the judge so eloquently put it, āItād be a circus of inconsistent judgments!ā šŖāļø
In a display of corporate theatrics, TLGY Acquisition Corp. has announced its binding agreement to merge with StablecoinX Assets Inc., thus conjuring StablecoinX Inc.āan entity destined to master the noble arts of validator services and treasury management within the resplendent Ethena ecosystem.
In a recent missive on X, Sentora (formerly IntoTheBlock) has graced us with a chart that divides Bitcoinās adherents into three distinct classes: traders, cruisers, and hodlers. A most scientific endeavor, one might say, though itās hard to imagine these categories surviving a Wildean satire. Traders, those ephemeral beings who hold their coins with the same permanence as a summer romance, are the first to dance to the tune of market whims.
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Amr Taha, that scribe of the digital age, says Binanceās spot volume leapt to 58% on July 23, and the price of Bitcoin, that fickle lover, clings to its $117,000 crutch. Itās like watching a farmer pray for rain while the clouds gather on the horizon. The numbers are a riddle, but the pattern? Itās as clear as mud. š§
