The timing, one must admit, is as striking as a misfired punchline at a comedy club. While Bitcoin and Ethereum languish, their grandeur dimmed by broader market declines, investors appear to be fleeing to the more risqué corners of the crypto bazaar. Memecoins, those whimsical creatures of the digital age, offer not only risk but also the intoxicating allure of spectacle. What is life without a touch of the absurd, after all?
According to the filing, each fund, a labyrinthine tapestry of financial alchemy, intertwines conventional company stocks with crypto-related ETFs. Tuttle, ever the visionary, intends to list these funds on the Cboe BZX Exchange, though they remain unapproved, rendering them as elusive as a mirage in a desert of regulatory scrutiny. The firm’s pitch? A steady income, coupled with crypto exposure, akin to sipping champagne while gambling at a roulette table-both intoxicating and perilous.
This bold move means Japan is now rubbing elbows with the likes of the UAE, Bhutan, and El Salvador. Welcome to the club, Japan! Asia’s second-largest economy is finally embracing Bitcoin as a key piece of its energy and digital strategy. Who would’ve thought, right? 😏
Ran Hammer, Vice President of Business Development at Orbs, said, “Perpetual Hub Ultra makes it possible for any DEX to offer customized, high-performance perps trading experience, with full white label stack out of the box.” Translation: “We’ve made it so complicated, even your grandma’s toaster can’t mess it up.” 🤡
She stressed the importance of being a good “paired card” with the US financial system – because apparently, synchronized finance is the new synchronized swimming. A joint framework is sure to pep up those cross-border charms and patch up any awkward ‘regulatory gaps.’
It looks like an update to the one he shared a few weeks ago – the one with every market low circled and labeled “It’s so over,” right before each rebound. 🤯
In the quaint, often overly dramatic world of finance, Ripple-yes, that company everyone’s heard about-has managed to wade into the muddy waters of hype yet again. They’ve just closed a hefty $500 million round, which, in the grand scheme of things, is probably enough to buy a small European country or at least a fancy … Read more
Общий сгоревший объем – порядка 410 триллионов токенов. И, нате-радуйтесь, – он практически не изменился за последние месяцы, несмотря на все эти огненные показатели ежедневных сжигов. Сжигать миллионы токенов ежедневно при общем запасе в почти 589 триллионов – всё равно что сгонять муху с корабля. Это не имеет никакого смысла, потому что эффект, как и в старой поговорке, – как капля в море (а море злая и черная, кому она нужна?).
As it turns out, the company’s higher-ups are still pondering whether holding digital assets on its balance sheet would be the best use of its precious resources. Because, of course, why wouldn’t you want to overthink this for months? 🧠💸
Cryptocurrency wallet provider Tangem announces the launch of Tangem Pay, a self-custodial virtual Visa card that allows users to spend USDC anywhere. 🧙♂️