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It was a necessary stress test. Don’t worry, the crypto leaders are talking about it… probably. 🤷‍♂️

But what’s the real technical truth behind this controversy-and can the latest SOL Price FUD derail the network’s ongoing recovery? 🤯

Speculation? The hive-mind of Reddit circa 2013. Some say it’s a hedge. Others, a crypto Ponzi scheme dressed like a guru. But mark my words: Bitcoin’s coming boss fight won’t care what Gini-index percentiles you max out-just whether your wallet survives the storm.

The $2.27 and $3.68 thresholds, like sentinels of old, guard against unchecked ascent. To take profit above $2 is wisdom; to expect a dip to $1.4 is folly, though not impossible. The market, after all, is a fickle mistress. 💸

Behold, dear reader, as the great machinery of Washington’s fiscal paralysis grinds to a halt (or perhaps merely hiccups), analysts-those modern-day soothsayers-predict an imminent flood of spot crypto ETFs. Yes, the very same ETFs that have been dangling before investors like a carrot before a particularly obstinate mule. And who shall lead this glorious charge? Why, none other than spot XRP ETFs, those elusive creatures whispered about in hushed tones by traders and tax collectors alike.

Should liquidity persist and the price hold above $200-a number as arbitrary as it is revered-Solana might consolidate its lead. 🏆 Or, perhaps, it will simply continue to dance to the tune of institutional whims, a puppet in the grand theater of DeFi.

The market, once bleeding from the weekend’s carnage, now stirs with feeble signs of life. Yes, the great selloff-one of history’s most grotesque-was triggered by the mad oracle, President Trump, who, in his infinite wisdom, declared 100% tariffs on Chinese imports and export controls on software. Bitcoin (BTC), that proud flagship of the crypto fleet, plummeted to a low of $102,000 on Binance, only to claw its way back to $110,000. Yet, like a phoenix from the ashes of its own hubris, it now trades at $115,305, up over 3%. A pittance, you say? Nay, it is the stuff of hope-or delusion. 🤡💰

A daily close breakneck above $24, hand in hand with a lowly Exchange Supply Ratio and whales still huggin’ LINK like a long-lost kin, could really stretch this ol’ rally. 🚀

With a Monday pronouncement from the governor’s office, the chap signed several bills into law – veritable feasts for the inkwell, what? The aim? To compel platforms to trot out age verification gizmos, protocols for tackling suicide and self-harm woes, and stern warnings for those companion chatbots. And the AI bill, SB 243, hatched by state Senators Steve Padilla and Josh Becker back in January, is the pièce de résistance, my word.