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Behold, the once-heretical act of tokenization, now embraced by the titans of finance, as if they had suddenly discovered the secret to eternal youth. 🧠✨

CEO of #XRP ?

The main event, or rather the spectacle that might become one, is this Uniswap vote-a term that sounds as if it might be stitched from the same fabric as “Union” or “Unicorn,” both equally majestic and elusive. The proposal, dubbed UNIfication (because nothing is more serious than a clever pun), seeks to activate protocol fees, burn a hundred million UNI tokens (a tidy bit of financial arson, one might say), and draw Uniswap Labs and the Foundation into a closer, perhaps more bothersome, partnership.

Dylan LeClair, with the air of a sorcerer revealing his latest spell, announced that investors have approved not one, not two, but five proposals! These proposals will expand Metaplanet’s ability to issue preferred shares, sprinkle some new dividend mechanics, and open the gates wide for overseas institutional capital. Because why keep the treasure chest closed when you can have a global gold rush? 🌏

With Republican Rep. Mike Carey leading the charge (probably shouting something like “Taxation without representation!”), they sent a heartfelt letter to IRS acting Commissioner Scott Bessent. Because nothing says “urgent” like a letter, am I right?

Key Takeaways (Don’t bother if you weren’t paying attention):

So, what’s behind this sudden, suspiciously convenient pump? Let’s dive in-though I suspect the truth is as elusive as a moral in a Wildean comedy.

FezWeb3, the so-called crypto influencer-a title as hollow as a meme coin’s promise-stands accused of orchestrating a scheme so audacious, so Wilde-ly absurd, it could only be penned by the hand of fate (or perhaps a particularly mischievous satyr). With the $KISS meme coin and the 2SOL token as his props, he danced upon the stage of social media, a siren calling his followers to the rocks of financial ruin. 🦜💸

A whisper has spread through the digital ether about the shameless deception thriving under the banner of DEFcon33, where deceitful adventurers boast of phantom riches. These tales are less “success stories” and more “success in fooling you.” A little skepticism can save your wallet-and your sanity. 💸🤦‍♂️

Cryptocurrency in Brazil is developing rapidly. Gen Z investors are leading the pack. According to Coin Bureau, Gen Z drives crypto in Brazil through stablecoins and yield tokens. In 2025, the platform reported the distribution of $325 million through digital fixed-income crypto. 🤯