“Conservative advice back then: ‘allocate 1% of your NW to Bitcoin,’” Virza quipped on October 7, with all the gravitas of a man who’s just realized his monocle is, in fact, a magnifying glass. “Conservative advice today: ‘encrypt at least 1% of your Bitcoin.’” Ah, the evolution of the gentry-from hoarding gold to hiding it. How quaint. 🧐
Now, our hero- or anti-hero, depending on your viewpoint- was accused by the federal warriors of failing to pay a sum that might loosely be described as “not small,” to the tune of about $48 million in taxes linked to his stash of bitcoin (BTC). That’s almost enough to buy a small island or a modest nation, if one is feeling particularly adventurous or foolish. 🏝️
Alas, the MVRV hath plummeted to 2.21, and the NVT doth soar to 393! Such numbers portend a network strength most feeble and profit margins as thin as a miser’s smile. 🤑
Im magischen Oktober 2025 hüpft der Binance Coin (BNB) über 1.330 US-Dollar und feiert damit ein neues Allzeithoch. Währenddessen lag er vor fünf Jahren noch bei mickrigen 30 US-Dollar. Selbst im verrückten Jahr 2022 schaffte es der Token nur auf rund 280 US-Dollar. Diese epische Entwicklung ist ein eindrucksvolles Zeichen für die Kraft von Zeit und Durchhaltevermögen. Ein wahres Märchen, bestellen Sie sich Ihre Tickets!
Ethereum (ETH), that elusive second cousin of crypto, has once again dashed our hopes, dipping below $4,500 and licking its wounds at around $4,345-a dramatic scene worthy of a Shakespearean tragedy. And don’t even get me started on Ripple (XRP) and Solana (SOL): the former wallows in a 2% decline, while the latter twiddles its thumbs around $221. Dogecoin (DOGE)? It bounced down 1.43%-new records of disappointment achieved!🎭
Pour yourself a cup of the strongest coffee, for today we delve into the absurdity of a single fund rewriting the rules of finance, blurring the line between crypto and traditional markets like a drunken artist with a smudged palette. 🖌️☕
Szabo’s thesis, delivered with the precision of a man who has spent decades pondering the arcane, is as follows:
A survey by the ever-curious GoMining, involving 700 souls from the lands of North America and Europe, reveals a comical truth: 77% of Bitcoin holders have yet to dip their toes into the BTCFi fountain. 🛁💰
In the past week, silver’s been on a rollercoaster! It started at $47.96 on October 3, and then, BAM-6.5% later, it’s at $51.08. There was even a little pre-party on October 8 when it hit $49.44. Year-to-date? A 59.91% surge! Who’s laughing now? Sorry, gold-your 43% is cute, but silver’s got the spotlight. 💁♂️
Ah, the great and dreadful march of institutional investors! No longer satisfied with idle experimentation, these grand puppeteers of capital are plunging headlong into the abyss of digital assets. State Street, ever watchful like a hawk-or perhaps a miserly old uncle-has released research revealing that more than half of these titans expect their digital asset exposure to double within three years. One cannot help but imagine them, pale and trembling, whispering to their ledgers as if confessing sins.
