CEO’s Fiery Defense: LIT Token’s Wild Ride Leaves Investors in Tears! 😂💸

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Lighter’s LIT token burst onto the scene like a drunken firework show-dazzling crowds with its initial sparkle, only to fizzle into a puddle of soggy confetti. Alas, the price plummeted faster than a lead balloon at a helium convention! 🎆📉

Investors, once jubilant, now pace like caffeinated hamsters, gnashing their teeth over whispers of secret sales. Transparency? More like a game of hide-and-seek with a blindfolded toddler! 🤡

Lighter CEO Channels Shakespearean Tragedy

Drama! Intrigue! Rumors swirled that Lighter doled out 10 million LIT to shadowy wallets during the airdrop. Cue the Discord monologue from CEO Vladimir Novakovski, who defended the chaos with the gravitas of Hamlet addressing Yorick’s skull. 🎭

“It was a liquidity partner!” he declared, as if summoning a spectral savior. The 5 million LIT, he claimed, was a “reward” for a third-party sorcerer who dared to conjure liquidity during the beta. “No backroom deals here!” he insisted, while the market muttered, “Sure, Jan.” 🧙♂️

“We needed liquidity to bootstrap trading,” Vladimir proclaimed, as though explaining calculus to a goldfish. “They took a risk! Let us praise their bravery!” 🎻

Market Responds with a Collective Eye-Roll

Despite the CEO’s poetic ramblings, the market yawned and hit the sell button harder than a toddler smashing a piñata. Fear, uncertainty, and doubt (FUD) now party like it’s 1999, while short-term holders flee like rats from a sinking ship. 🚢💨

Technical indicators? A disaster opera. The Chaikin Money Flow slipped below trendlines like a buttered eel, singing a sad aria of capital exodus. Selling pressure? Thicker than a Tolstoy novel’s third act. 📉

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OBV, that ever-dependable oracle, trends lower, confirming what everyone already knew: confidence is leaking faster than a sieve at a water park. 🛝

LIT and OBV now waltz downward in perfect harmony-a tango of despair! Buyers? Fewer than attendees at a vegan BBQ convention. 🥩🚫

LIT’s Grim Fairy Tale Continues

LIT price dropped 8.5% in 24 hours, clinging to $2.43 like a barnacle on a submarine. Support? More like a trampoline launching bears into the void. 🐻💣

If $2.43 crumbles, next stop: $2.31, where buyers might stage a valiant (if futile) stand. Bulls, meanwhile, pray for a miracle at $2.66-a level as mythical as Atlantis. 🌊

Recovery? Only if pigs sprout wings and Bitcoin moonlights as a vacuum cleaner. 🐷✈️ Until then, LIT’s saga continues-a tragicomedy where every dip is a cliffhanger! 📖💥

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2026-01-01 14:48