Coinbase Turns Night into Day: Crypto Trading 24/7-Because Sleep is Overrated

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In a move so daring it makes night owls blush, Coinbase Derivatives has decided that trading won’t be limited to the usual daytime snooze button. Now, traders can play with their crypto futures anytime-yes, that means midnight, noon, or whenever the moon is feeling particularly sociable. 🚀✨

That’s right, folks. The blockchain circus now features the likes of Shiba Inu, Avalanche, Bitcoin Cash, Cardano, Chainlink, Dogecoin, Hedera, Litecoin, and Stellar-plus other coins that probably only a handful of people can pronounce with confidence. These assets are now available for round-the-clock futures trading, because regular hours are so last century.

For those who enjoy fancy contracts that let you guess the future’s price instead of actually buying the coin, monthly futures are your new best friend. Think of them as crystal balls, but without actual magic-just markets. These derivative contracts help you gamble on the coins’ value at some point down the road, instead of actually owning the coins. Very D y b b l e – d o d g e y, but with more numbers and less dragons.

And Coinbase is boldly going where no trader has gone before, tearing down the old time restrictions like a toddler on a sugar rush. Now, the futures market is open 24/7, because apparently sleep is overrated when there’s money in the air.

“Not stopping there”

Mark your calendars for December 15, because that’s the day Coinbase plans to unleash US perpetual-style futures on your favorite altcoins. Think of these as the eternal youth of derivatives-they don’t expire, they just keep going. Perfect for traders who like their leverage with a side of immortality, or at least, until they decide to cash out. 💸

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2025-12-05 22:23