Crypto Analyst’s “Interesting” XRP Chart Sparks Hope and Eye Rolls
In the quiet corners of the internet, where charts speak louder than words, Steph, the oracle of crypto, has found a chart-oh, what an “interesting” chart!-that allegedly signals a rally. Guess what? The same chart did this before, in 2022, when everyone was feeling quite gloomy, and somehow, XRP’s price decided to play the hero.
Why, Oh Why, Is This Chart So Special?
Steph, with the seriousness of a man who has just discovered fire, points to a three-week XRP chart. You see, the Stochastic RSI has nosedived to zero-a feat so rare it only happened once, back during the infamous bear market. Apparently, when this happens, selling pressure is as exhausted as my uncle’s patience at the dinner table, which is good news-if you believe in magic or luck.
He’s quick to warn, though: “This doesn’t mean the price will move tomorrow.” Yes, dear reader, hope is a strategy, not a guarantee. But history suggests that this signal is more like a cycle low, a moment to hold your breath before something might happen. Or not. Who can say with crypto?

Steph reminisces about the last time this signal appeared-a time when XRP entered a lengthy phase of doing nothing much, just accumulating supply like grandma’s cherished candy jar. Now, he claims, the downside is limited; long-term holders are absorbing supply, not throwing a fit, which sounds about right if you enjoy a spoonful of optimism with your morning coffee.
Adding to the excitement, XRP ETFs are still pouring in money like a bad soap opera-daily inflows, over a billion in total assets, and a steady demand from big money folks. Seems like XRP has found its institutional fans, or at least a few investors eager to buy the dip and hope the tide turns.
The Battle Continues at Key Levels
Meanwhile, CryptoXLarge, the gentleman of charts, reports that XRP is still sulking below some trendlines and trying to hold onto support at about $1.95. If it loses that, it might stumble down to around $1.60, an area that seems to have a gravitational pull on XRP’s price this year-either that or it’s just stubborn.
If the price manages to stay above $1.95, a quick trip up to $2.30 or even $2.70 isn’t out of the question. Crypto King, the prophet of profits, warns that reclaiming $1.98 could unleash a run to $3.66. Or, as the market tends to say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”
At the moment, XRP trades at roughly $1.87, riding the waves of speculation and a hint of hope. Will it rise? Will it fall? Stay tuned, or don’t-either way, it’s all fun and games until someone gets shaken out or gains a fortune.

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2025-12-26 01:56