Crypto Chaos: Axiom Employees Caught with Their Hands in the Meme Coin Jar!

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So, picture this: it’s Thursday, and crypto’s Sherlock Holmes, ZachXBT, drops a bombshell that makes you go, “Wait, what?” Apparently, some geniuses at Axiom DEX have been playing fast and loose with insider trading since early 2025. Yeah, because nothing says “decentralized” like employees snooping around private wallets like they’re Black Friday shoppers.

Axiom’s Employees: The Crypto Version of “I’m Just Here for the Snacks”

According to ZachXBT’s report, these Axiom staffers had VIP access to internal tools, which they used to track financial info from private wallets like they were stalking an ex. Screenshots? Leaks? Oh, they’ve got it all. And let’s not forget “Broox,” the star of this circus, who allegedly helped someone pocket $200K. Broox, buddy, you’re not in a heist movie-you’re in a blockchain disaster.

1/ Meet @WheresBroox (Broox Bauer), one of the multiple @AxiomExchange employees allegedly abusing the lack of access controls for internal tools to lookup sensitive user details to insider trade by tracking private wallet activity since early 2025.

– ZachXBT (@zachxbt) February 26, 2026

Axiom’s Response: “We’re Shocked! Also, We Fixed It. Probably.”

Axiom, the $390 million darling of Solana, is now playing the “disappointed parent” card. “We’re so let down by our employees,” they said, while quietly revoking access to the tools that made this whole mess possible. Meanwhile, their meme coin focus has been raking in cash like it’s going out of style. But hey, at least they’re ranked second on Solana-silver lining, right?

Oh, and let’s not forget Polymarket, where traders bet $27.6 million on which crypto company ZachXBT would expose next. One guy made $39K-ZachXBT thinks he might’ve been an informant. Because nothing says “insider trading” like betting on insider trading investigations. Meta.

Crypto Insider Trading: The Gift That Keeps on Giving

Axiom isn’t alone in this mess. Remember Jane Street? Accused of market manipulation and insider trading, they’re like the villain in a crypto thriller. And let’s not forget the 10:00 am dumps and the October flash crash. Binance? Wintermute? Some random hedge fund? Everyone’s pointing fingers, but Bitwise CIO Matt Hougan just calls it a “crypto winter.” Thanks, Matt. Very helpful.

So, here we are, another day in crypto, where the only thing more volatile than the market is the ethics of its players. Stay tuned for the next episode of “As the Blockchain Turns.”

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2026-02-27 02:07