Crypto Crash?! 😱 What’s Happening NOW?

Right. So, the markets. Honestly, they’re being dramatic. Apparently, everyone’s holding their breath for this US jobs report, which is due today (September 5th, if you hadn’t noticed – though frankly, who is keeping track anymore?). It’s caused everything- crypto and stocks – to turn all…bearish. Which basically means grumpy. And nobody likes a grumpy market. It’s just not attractive. 😒

Everyone’s sort of peering nervously at their screens, trying to figure out what it all means. As if a single report is going to suddenly reveal the meaning of life, or, you know, whether you can afford avocado toast next week. The suspense! 🙄 It’s exhausting, really. One feels one should probably just sell everything and take up macramé. But then again, what would one even *do* with all the macramé?

Anyway, this is apparently ‘important news’ traders are ‘watching’. Whatever. I’m going to make a cup of tea. ☕️ It’s probably a better investment strategy, honestly.

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2025-09-05 11:12