Oh, the drama! CoinDesk Indices is here with its daily dose of financial rollercoaster updates, because who doesn’t love watching numbers plummet like a Bridget Jones’s self-esteem after a bad date? 🍷💔
The CoinDesk 20 is currently sulking at 3988.9, down 1.1% (-46.29) since 4 p.m. ET on Monday. Yes, it’s basically the financial equivalent of “I’ll just have one more glass of wine” and waking up with a hangover. 🥂😵💫
None of the 20 assets are trading higher. Not. A. Single. One. It’s like a group of friends all deciding to wear the same disastrous outfit to a party. 👯♀️👗
Leaders? More like “least disastrous”: APT (-0.1%) and ETH (-0.3%). They’re basically the friends who only spilled coffee on their shirt, not their entire life. ☕👚
Laggards? Oh, hello NEAR (-3.8%) and AVAX (-3.5%). You two are the ones who decided to dance on the table and now everyone’s judging. 💃🤦♀️
The CoinDesk 20 is a broad-based index traded on multiple platforms globally, because why limit the chaos to just one region? 🌍🎢
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2025-09-30 17:53