Oh, darling, the crypto rollercoaster is back, and it’s serving drama hotter than a Bridget Jones diary entry. After taking a nosedive to a new local low of $62,500 (yes, Bitcoin, we noticed you’re sulking), it decided to throw a tantrum and surge by over $8,000 to $70,000. Only to be met with a collective “not today, hun” from the sellers. Classic.
Meanwhile, the altcoins are having a full-on disco revival. ETH sashayed back above $2,000 like it’s NBD, and ADA? Oh, ADA’s having a moment-surging by double digits to nearly $0.30. Someone get this coin a glass of Bolly, stat!
BTC’s $70K Meltdown: The Sequel
Remember last week when Bitcoin got rejected at $70,000 like a bad date? Well, it spiraled harder than Bridget after a bottle of Chardonnay, dipping to $65,600. Then, in a plot twist worthy of a rom-com, it bounced back to $69,000 over the weekend. But, alas, the US Supreme Court and Trump’s tariff shenanigans were like Mark Darcy showing up unannounced-total mood killer. BTC plunged to $64,400 faster than you can say “calamity.”
A brief rebound to $66,400? Dead-cat bounce, darling. It was back to the races, nose-diving to a three-week low of $62,500. But fear not! The bulls finally showed up, all “enough is enough,” and Bitcoin exploded to $70,000 like it had something to prove. Spoiler: it didn’t break through. It’s now sulking $2,000 below, but hey, it’s still up 4.5% on the day. Market cap? Back to $1.360 trillion. Dominance? A hair above 56%. Yawn.
Alts: The Disco Inferno
Ethereum, the chic older sister of crypto, is back above $2,000 after an 8% daily strut. XRP reclaimed $1.40 like it never left, and SOL, DOGE, CC, BNB, and HYPE are all doing the electric slide with similar gains. LINK? Up 9%. Someone’s been hitting the Red Bull.
But let’s toast to ADA, the unexpected life of the party, with a 10% surge to nearly $0.30. And DOT? Oh, DOT’s the star of the night, soaring 24% to $1.60. STABLE, UNI, and NEAR are all like, “We’re here too!” Total crypto market cap? Recovered $120 billion to $2.425 trillion. Cheers to that!
So, there you have it. Crypto’s latest episode of “As the Blockchain Turns.” Will BTC finally break $70K? Will ADA keep its party hat on? Stay tuned, darlings. It’s going to be a wild ride-and I wouldn’t miss it for the world.
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