Crypto Firm Fined $126M: A Tale of Negligence & Emojis!

Oh, the drama! Canada’s financial watchdog has unleashed its most lavish penalty yet-$126 million on Vancouver’s Cryptomus! 🕵️‍♂️💸 A veritable smorgasbord of suspicious transactions, including darknet markets and terrorist financing, all in one month! 🤯

  • FINTRAC fined Cryptomus $126M-Canada’s crypto penalty crown jewel! 💎
  • Over 1,000 unreported transactions and 7,500 Iran-linked transfers? A scandalous spectacle! 🚫

FINTRAC, ever the stickler for rules, dished out a C$176.96M slap (about $126M) to Xeltox Enterprises Ltd., the folks behind Cryptomus. 🎩 It seems the platform was more “sloppy” than a diplomat’s handshake. 💸

The penalty, issued on Oct. 16, stems from a shocking lack of compliance. Imagine processing 1,000 suspicious transactions and not batting an eyelid! 🤡

FINTRAC linked these blunders to the sinister likes of child sexual abuse material, ransomware, and sanctions evasion. A true cocktail of chaos! 🍹

“Given the gravity of these violations, FINTRAC was compelled to take this unprecedented enforcement action,” said Sarah Paquet, who’s clearly had enough of crypto’s antics. 🙃

A Pattern of Non-Compliance & Cross-Border Blind Spots

Cryptomus allegedly let 1,518 virtual transactions slip through its fingers-each over C$10K! A broken teacup of compliance, if you will. 🍵

This is the cornerstone of Canada’s anti-money laundering framework, yet Cryptomus treated it like a bedtime story. 📚 The volume of missed reports? A masterclass in negligence. 🤷‍♂️

And then there’s the Iran debacle: 7,557 unreported transactions? A suspiciously high number! 🚫 The firm’s neglect? A direct line for sanctions evasion. A national security nightmare! 🚨

This wasn’t a one-off. Last May, the B.C. Securities Commission gave Cryptomus a temporary ban. A previous misstep, if you’ll excuse the pun. 🎩

In Canada’s crypto world, this fine is a turning point. Last year’s record? A mere peccadillo compared to this! FINTRAC’s message? “Comply or face the wrath of a very serious bureaucracy.” 🧑‍⚖️

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2025-10-22 22:07