Night falls hard on the glittering bazaars of Bangalore, as yet another exchange, CoinDCX, lies forlorn in the moonlit alley of cyberspace. Yes, again—digital bandits have crept in, cleverer than a fox at a poultry convention, picking the lavish pockets of crypto-dreamers. Billions this year alone, like snowflakes, each more tragic and avoidable than the last.
What on Earth Unfolded? 🤔
It begins as all tragic comedies do, with a stray password and a heavy sigh. According to the legendary scribes at The Times of India, Rahul Agarwal—staff member, laptop enthusiast, and possible sleepwalker—found his credentials used in a midnight caper worthy of Dostoevsky, but with less vodka. He now sits in the care of Bengaluru police, his name shadowed by the spectral sum of ₹379-crore, while the $44 million in question cavorts gleefully across a dozen crypto wallets.
Nebilo Technologies, upon learning of their new role as unwilling crypto philanthropists, rallied the troops. Their Vice President, Hardeep Singh—wearing the weary look of a man who’s seen One USB Too Many—recounted the tale of “The Unauthorized USDT”: one solitary dollar, tiptoeing out at 2:30 am, the faintest rustle before the hurricane. Seven hours later, an avalanche: $44 million scattered like poorly-labelled attachments, vanishing into the misty ether of six wallets. No one brought snacks.
“Rahul,” cried the investigators, “explain all this!” But Rahul, staring at the fluorescent ceiling tiles, protested his innocence in a manner best described as heroic—if occasionally unconvincing. He did admit to “moonlighting” for several cryptic employers, clearly misunderstanding the advice to “never talk to strangers.” 😅
To spice things up, his personal bank account blossomed overnight with an unexpected ₹15 lakh, provenance unknown. At this point, the existential farce takes flight: Rahul recalls an enigmatic call from Germany, apparently instructing him to “deal with a few files,” one of which, he suspects, carried the malware like a Trojan horse through the city gates. Malware loves a poetic metaphor.
According to our much-beset protagonist, he remained blissfully unaware until the company summoned him for a chat much less enjoyable than his routine Zoom calls.
Amidst the ashes, the exchange’s founder, Sumit Gupta, addressed the masses on the grand stage of X (formerly known as Twitter), lamenting the arrival of “a sophisticated social engineering attack.” He could say little more—investigators are nosy about spoilers.
Even the tweet spins out like a tired literary telegram: there’s a First Information Report, ongoing investigations, a plea tuned sadly for the violin, but very little by way of actual detail. Dan Brown would be proud.
High Stakes & Higher Losses 💸
The hackers grow ever-bolder; the sums more grotesque. Consider the Bybit smash-and-grab—North Korea’s Lazarus Group allegedly helping themselves to $1.5 billion, which might explain how they can afford so many mysterious laptops. The year 2025’s first half alone makes previous crashes look like mere potholes on the information superhighway.
Each incident is a snowstorm in the ongoing winter of web security. These losses sketch a gothic mural of geopolitics, shadowy exploits, and the ever-widening gulf between digital ambition and very analog human error. Cryptocurrency: where everyone wants to be Tolstoy, but most settle for Chekhov’s gun—going off when you least expect it.
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2025-07-31 23:38