The US-based Space Exploration and Research Agency (SERA) and The Open Network (TON) Foundation have launched a Telegram-based Mini App that will allow users to vote on who gets to fly to space aboard a Blue Origin rocket. Because nothing says âdemocracyâ like letting strangers on the internet decide who gets to pee in zero gravity. đ
The initiative, called Mission Control, is part of a broader effort to âdemocratizeâ space access by opening up astronaut selection to global users via onchain voting on the TON blockchain, according to a Tuesday announcement shared with CryptoMoon. Letâs be honest: itâs just a fancy way of saying âweâll sell NFTs and call it a social experiment.â đ¤
According to the announcement, SERA has secured all six seats on a future Blue Origin New Shepard mission, currently scheduled for an upcoming New Shepard flight. Five seats are reserved for individuals from countries that have had limited or no representation in space, namely India, Nigeria, Brazil, Thailand and Indonesia. The sixth seat is open to the global public, excluding people from countries that are subject to sanctions-because nothing says âdemocracyâ like a good old-fashioned blacklist. đ
TON Launches Onchain Space Voting
Applicants must register through the Mission Control Telegram Mini App, which integrates onchain voting via the TON blockchain. Participants can support candidates by completing challenges and earning in-app points called âSpaceDust.â Because nothing says âspaceâ like a digital loyalty program. đ
In an interview with CryptoMoon during the Token2049 conference, TON Foundation CEO Max Crown revealed that final selection will be determined by a combination of national formats, including online voting and TV shows, depending on the country. Because why not mix democracy with reality TV? đŹ
âThe idea was basically to democratize space,â Crown said. âGoing to space was always very elitist. And thereâs, I think, 300 astronauts or something, if you actually count it,â he added. Translation: âWeâre giving you a chance to be one of the 300.â đ¤ˇâď¸
Funding for the project comes from the TON Foundation, alongside sponsorships and potential advertising tied to national campaigns. The long-term goal is to repeat the model across additional countries, using similar open-selection mechanisms. Because nothing unites humanity like making them compete for the same six seats. đ¤
Crown said the initiative is also meant to boost Telegram wallet adoption and broader blockchain participation. To vote, users must create a TON wallet within Telegram. Achievements and participation badges will be issued as non-fungible tokens (NFTs) on TON. Because nothing says âachievement unlockedâ like a digital trophy cabinet. đ
SERA describes itself as a âspace agency for everyone,â aiming to provide opportunities for ordinary citizens to become astronauts and participate in space science. It previously sent one Brazilian citizen to space in 2022 through a similar NFT-based campaign. That effort led to the participant becoming a national celebrity, according to Crown. Because nothing says âastronautâ like a viral TikTok dance. đş
TON Wallet Launches in the US
In July, Telegram rolled out its self-custodial crypto wallet, TON Wallet, to users in the United States. Built on the TON blockchain, the wallet allows users to send, receive and store assets like USDT and Toncoin directly inside the Telegram app. Because nothing says âfinancial freedomâ like keeping your keys in a chat app. đ°
TON Wallet was developed by The Open Platform, a tech company focused on creating Web3 apps for Telegram. On July 3, The Open Platform announced its successful $28.5 million Series A funding round, achieving a $1 billion valuation. Because nothing says âsuccessâ like turning a chat app into a financial empire. đ
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