Dogecoin About to Explode? You Won’t Believe What’s Next for DOGE! 🐕🚀

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Oh, what do we have here? Dogecoin, the class clown of crypto, takes a nose dive—seriously, it slumps harder than me getting out of bed in the morning—down 23% this month. I mean, what is this, amateur hour?

Dogecoin (DOGE) tanked to $0.2200. That’s its lowest since July 18, which is… well, not exactly a highlight reel. But don’t worry, the experts have THREE (not two, not four—THREE) reasons why it might bounce back:

  • Golden cross. No, not the breaded kind, the chart kind.
  • Everyone’s favorite: DOGE ETF approval hope đŸ€ž
  • Crypto market rally—because why let Bitcoin have all the fun?

Dogecoin price has “strong technicals” (Allegedly)

First reason: the golden cross pattern. For the uninitiated, that’s when the 50-day moving average finally gets over its commitment issues and crosses above the 200-day moving average. 💃đŸ•ș

Historically, this has led to “prolonged upside.” What does that even mean? Last year, Dogecoin did this little dance in October and shot up 270%. Maybe you made money. Maybe you cried yourself to sleep. Who’s counting?

Fun with patterns: DOGE hits a double-bottom at $0.1467 and a “neckline” (not a real neck, trust me) at $0.2596 in May. Supposedly, if you do some crypto math—think of carrying the one and squinting hard—you could be looking at $0.3763. You know what else could happen? It could go to zero. But hey, optimism! đŸ„ł

The Elliott Wave pattern is also here, because if there’s one thing crypto loves, it’s complicated wave talk. DOGE is in “wave two,” and the third wave is always the biggest, according to some guy on YouTube.

Rising DOGE ETF approval odds (Or so they say)

Next up, everybody’s favorite regulatory overlords—the SEC. Word on the street is, DOGE ETF approval odds are up to 75%. I’m not saying to call your mother, but, you know, maybe text her
 just in case.

Grayscale, Bitwise, REX Shares, 21Shares—they’re all filing paperwork faster than I can order takeout. Why? Well, DOGE is proof-of-work like Bitcoin and Ethereum. If it walks like a Bitcoin and quacks like an Ethereum, I guess
 it gets its own ETF?

If this gets approved, you can expect inflows—big ones. Look at Bitcoin ETF: $56 billion! Ethereum: $10 billion! Dogecoin… let’s see what the dog drags in, huh? 🩮

Potential crypto market rally (Because why not?)

The last hope: overall crypto market rally. Bitcoin’s got some “bullish pennant pattern” happening and, apparently, this means everything else is going to the moon too. Sure, I’ve heard that before. I’ve also heard “it’s just a cold” before a three-week fever.

Will DOGE go up? Will memes make you rich? Will anything in crypto ever make sense? Honestly, who knows. But hey, if nothing else, you’ve got a talking dog and some shiny charts. 🍿

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2025-07-30 20:01