The market, relentless in its cruelty, does not yield without torment, as reported by the modern oracles of CoinMarketCap. 📉😭

DOGE/USD
Behold, the Doge, that most whimsical of beasts, has risen by 2.79% in the past 24 hours-a fleeting triumph over despair! 🐕📈

On the hourly chart, the price of DOGE has made a false breakout, a cruel jest by the market gods, mocking the hopeful traders at $0.1408. Will it ascend to $0.1450? Or is this but a mirage? 🤔

Yet on the grander stage, the altcoin’s rate, like a soul reprieved from the abyss, clings to the support at $0.1358. Buyers, weary and uncertain, gather their strength-will they march upward, or falter again? 🐕🚀

Alas, the path forward is neither up nor down, but sideways-a purgatory of $0.1380-$0.1450, where hope and doubt dance an eternal waltz. 🕊️
From the midterm vantage, Doge’s price lingers in the void, suspended between $0.1199 and $0.1568. Neither buyer nor seller prevails-only stagnation awaits, a cruel metaphor for our times. 😴
At this very moment, Doge trades at $0.1403, a number as fleeting as human hope. 🕯️🐶
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2026-01-13 18:29