ETFs Are Crashing, But Who’s Paying Attention? 🚨

Key Highlights

• Bitcoin and Ethereum are having a very midlife crisis, and ETF demand is basically saying, “Not today, Satan.” 🦴
• BlackRock and Fidelity are playing “I’m not interested” with their ETFs, which is basically the crypto version of a bad breakup. 💔
• OTC sales are like the crypto market’s version of a messy divorce-no one wants to talk about it, but it’s still causing chaos. 🧨

Bitcoin and Ethereum are sliding faster than a TikTok trend. ETF activity is about as exciting as a spreadsheet. Factors like “geopolitical tension” and “macroeconomic updates” are basically the crypto market’s version of a bad day. 🌍💥

CryptoQuant analyst Mignolet is basically saying, “Hey, ETF liquidity? Not happening. You’re welcome.” 🙃 The warning is so strong, it could power a small city. And don’t even get me started on FBTC and ARKB-they’re like the exes of the crypto world, refusing to move on. 💔

Mignolet is basically yelling, “Look at these ETFs! They’re not even trying!” FBTC hasn’t even hit its old high since March 2025. ARKB? More like “A-RIP-B.” It’s like watching a sad TikTok dance. 🎭

The market is basically saying, “We’re not ready for this!” Mignolet’s warning is so strong, it could power a small city. Short-term inflows? More like “short-term interest” in a dating app. If there’s no demand to absorb OTC selling, those coins will be like, “Bye, Felicia!” 🚪

ETF activity highlights investor caution

As of January 15, Sosovalue data reveals that BlackRock’s IBIT is basically the crypto market’s version of a “I’m fine, really!” lie. $315.79 million in inflows? More like “I’m fine, really!” 🤷‍♀️ The fund’s $63.43 billion in assets is basically a fancy way of saying, “We’re still here, but barely.” 🏗️

Fidelity’s FBTC? It’s like the crypto market’s version of a “I’m not sad, really!” lie. $188.89 million in outflows? More like “I’m not sad, really!” 🤭 Grayscale’s GBTC? It’s like the crypto market’s version of a “I’m fine, really!” lie. 0.01% loss? More like “I’m fine, really!” 🤷‍♂️

Bitcoin spot ETFs saw $100 million in inflows? More like “I’m fine, really!” But most of BlackRock’s IBIT buying is OTC, which is basically the crypto market’s version of a “I’m not trying to help you, really!” lie. Prices could keep falling while investors act like they’re at a family reunion. 🏡

Broader crypto ETF trends

Ethereum ETFs are basically the crypto market’s version of a “I’m interested, but not really!” lie. BlackRock’s ETHA ETF? It’s like the crypto market’s version of a “I’m interested, but not really!” lie. $149.16 million in inflows? More like “I’m interested, but not really!” 🤭 Fidelity’s FETH? It’s like the crypto market’s version of a “I’m interested, but not really!” lie. $15.21 million? More like “I’m interested, but not really!” 🤷‍♀️

Other altcoin ETFs? They’re like the crypto market’s version of a “I’m here, but barely!” lie. Solana ETFs? $8.94 million in inflows? More like “I’m here, but barely!” 🤭 XRP ETFs? $17.06 million? More like “I’m here, but barely!” 🤷‍♂️ Crypto analytics platform CryptoRank? It’s like the crypto market’s version of a “This is a disaster!” lie. Slower ETF inflows? More like “This is a disaster!” 🚨

At the time of publishing, Bitcoin was trading around $95,368, and Ethereum at $3,304. The total crypto market is valued at $3.32 trillion, with $113 billion in 24 hours volume. It’s like the crypto market’s version of a “We’re fine, really!” lie. 🤷‍♀️

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2026-01-16 17:51