Key Takeaways
Are Institutions Still Playing With ETH? 🤔
Only BitMine bought the dip like it was a clearance sale. But ETFs? Fully in “I’m out” mode. 💼
Will $3k Be the Ex-GF of ETH? 🙃
On-chain data whispered “reversal,” but macro news on Nov 20 might finally say “I do.” Or not. 😬
Institutional love for ETH? Just Tom Lee’s BitMine squad splurging on 54K ETH ($173M). Meanwhile, ETF investors are tossing $1.42B like confetti at a funeral. 🎉
November so far: ETFs’ worst month since 2024. Because nothing says “confidence” like dumping $1.42 billion. 💸
Is $3k the New “It” Girl? 💄
Leveraged bets? Ghosted. Open Interest lost $4B since October’s crash. Who needs drama, right? 😭
The ETH basis trade? Shrunk from 10% to 3%, then flirted back to 4%. Basic move. 🤷♀️
Despite this chaos, ETH clings to $3k like a bad skincare routine. Four days strong! 💪
Swissblock’s analysts: “Bottom signal detected!” Because liquidity indexes know better than you. 🧪
They added:
“It’s a matter of time: if liquidity rebuilds, expansion leg unlocked.” (Translation: Hope for the best, cry for the worst.)
History repeats? Late 2024/early 2025 saw similar signals, then $4k bounces. Maybe ETH’s just waiting for its comeback tour. 🎤
Options traders? Betting on $4k and $3.1k like it’s Black Friday. 🛍️
Bearish bets? Prepping for $3k and $2.5k crashes. Because why not panic in advance? 😱
If $3k cracks, $2.5k becomes the new “I give up” wall. 🚩
Mark your calendars for Nov 20: Fed Jobs Report Day! Will it be a “pause the rate cuts” party or a “sell everything” apocalypse? 🎭
Strong jobs? Fed says “nope” to cuts. Weak report? Maybe ETH gets a pity raise. 🤞
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2025-11-19 02:31