Ah, the sweet symphony of financial advice from Samson Mow, Bitcoin’s self-appointed prophet and CEO of JAN3. In his latest sermon, he has turned his gaze toward Ethereum holders, offering them what he calls their “last chance” to escape the sinking ship of ETH and join the glorious ark of Bitcoin. 🚢➡️₿
Yes, dear reader, Mow has spoken, and his words are as fiery as ever. He believes that Ethereum’s days are numbered-or at least its value is. According to him, this is the final opportunity for ETH investors to “save” their portfolios by converting their assets into Bitcoin. How generous of him! 🙄
“Last Chance to Sell ETH Above 0.03 BTC“
Samson Mow, who seems to view Ethereum as the annoying younger sibling of Bitcoin, took to Twitter (where else?) to declare that Ethereum will never “flip” Bitcoin. Oh no, not on his watch! He also reminded everyone that a whopping 768,400 ETH-worth about $3.5 billion-is currently waiting to be unstaked from the Ethereum network. Imagine that money flowing into Bitcoin, he mused. What a dream! 🌟
In a tweet dripping with sarcasm, Mow urged ETH holders to act fast, warning them that this is their last chance to sell above 0.03 BTC. But wait, there’s a catch! You’ll need to endure a two-week validator queue and then another nine days for the sweep delay. So much for urgency, huh? 😅
This is your last chance to sell ETH above 0.03 BTC.
Well, after you wait two weeks to exit the validator queue and then another 9 days for the sweep delay.
– Samson Mow (@Excellion) August 15, 2025
Unstaking will apparently be possible in two weeks, he added. Two weeks! The suspense is killing us all. 😴
Bitcoin to $1 Million Soon, Says Mow (Again)
Ah, but let us not forget Mow’s eternal prophecy: Bitcoin will reach $1 million per coin. And not just that-it will soar even higher, carried aloft by what he calls “Omega/Godzilla candles” on the charts. Yes, Godzilla himself is coming to Bitcoin’s rescue. 🦖🔥
Mow’s earlier predictions revolved around a supposed clash of demand and supply shocks triggered by Bitcoin’s fourth halving (April 2024) and the accumulation of spot ETFs. Alas, reality has not yet aligned with his vision. But fear not! Bitcoin has still reached new all-time highs, surpassing $124,000 recently. And now, the White House plans to create a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, following an executive order signed by President Trump. Who needs gold when you have Bitcoin, right? 🤷♂️
Meanwhile, companies like Strategy and Metaplanet continue to hoard BTC, despite more than 19 million of the 21 million coins already being mined. Surely, this makes the “demand shock” seem inevitable. Or does it? Mike Novogratz chimed in to say that for Bitcoin to hit $1 million, the dollar would need to collapse entirely, with inflation spiraling out of control like in some third-world nightmare. But hey, who needs stability when you can have crypto chaos? 💸💥
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2025-08-16 11:51